"IM NOT GAY" quackity x mascreader

coffee run

Me and alexis have been friends since i was 3 years old.

We moved in together,into a studio down south of cali,cliche i knowI didnt mind,and i was fine with itHes been to my first full body waxEven my first doctors appt! Where he learned i have to no gag reflex.He went with me to get my motorcycle.He's been through everything with me. All in all, he's my alex.No matter how many relationships i get in,he's still mine smh. ' ' 'I woke up at the bright and early time of 9am. To get straight to editing my videos,did i mention I'm a twitch streamer? Well i am. I live up stairs,while alex lives in the bassmint. I grab my pink hoodie,black jeans,and white light up sketchers. The swag i have. I run down stairs into the game/living room/kitchen. Too see alex asleep. On the couch,again. Smh hoe. I slap the back of his head "up and atom hoe" i say laughing. He looks up at me,hair softly falling over his greek god craved face- nah jk he looks like shit. "Fu..ck you" he said with a deep voice. "moring seggy" i said,walking outside,getting on my red motorcycle. I put on my f/c mask,then put on my helmet,stay safe kids. I roll out of the drive way with "scott pilgrim vs the world ruined women" blasting in my helmetI drove a couple miles faster then i should,feeling the wind threw my hoodie. It was nice,it felt like gta,just with out the death,and drugs. I got off my bike,walking into the cafe,seeing a quiet,brown haired,handsome man. I read his name tag,"keaton" heh..crouton. "Hello! How can i help you today?" he said cheery. "2 muffins. 1 black coffee. 1 mocha with 8 sugars." i said with out a emotion in my voice,way to tired for this shit. "Mmhm! Might i say i love your helmet" he chucked. "Mm thanks" i smiled tho he couldn't see my face. I got our muffins and coffee. I put the muffins bag in my holder,and the cups between my legs.

  I walked inside,it now being 10am. I see alex nowhere on site. Not very odd,hes usually in his room. Walk over to his "man cave"? And give him his muffin and basically milk mocha. He smiled and went back to call. "AYO WE GOT FOOD :D" alexis yelled into the mic.

I smiled and laid on his bed,and started on my coffee. Watching alex while i drew was a nice way to start the day,i would rate it a 9/10 quackitys. I sipped on my coffee. Hearing him scream,and yell,and cry. Just doodling. "hey...HEY n/n!" i looked up at the boy.
I hummed in response. He opened his mouth,i giggled and gave him a bite of my muffin. "..dork.." i said under my breath. With mouth full of muffin,he said to his chat "pog"

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9pm the same day
Alexis pov
I was editing a video when i heard foot steps,i decided to go say hi,i got up and opened the door. I saw around the corner the kitchen light was on. There was y/n in a hoodie that passed down their knees. "Hello y/n" i said walking towards them. "Hello alexisss" they said smiling grabbing a avocado. I hated it when they would call me that. I watched how they cut it open and started eating it. "When are you heading to bed?"
I asked,"i dont know,i was gunna watch something tho,wanna join me?" they smiled and threwaway their snack and walked to the black couch."yeah alright" i ran to my room to grab a blanket. I grabbed a blue one. I ran back and saw y/n searching threw movies with their legs in their hoodie. I sat next to them and spread the blanket. I looked at the tv and felt them rest their legs on mine,i looked back at them. Their hair was loosely falling on their face. "What do you wanna watch?" they asked,"uhh...megamind" "no" "yes" "fine" y/n doesnt know swag. 30 minutes into the movie and i am on the opposite end of the couch with our legs tangled together.
"Your feet are cold" I bluntly said. "Shut up foot fetsh weirdo" i gasped and acted offended. I saw y/n get up "whatare you doing-" i chriped as they laid on my legs "foot fetish lookin ass" they laughed. I smiled and warpped my arms over their eyes

They made me lower my arms so they cloud see. They didnt protest. They didnt get up. They just...relaxed. It was just nice knowing they trusted me. I slowed my breathing and warped my legs around them too. The movie was almost over. Homies being homies.

The movie ended. I didnt want to get up,y/n didnt try ether- wait nvm they are getting up- they laid on my chest and turned off the tv. 'Is..this okay?" they asked,"y-yeah" i shuttered back.
Just hearing them breathing,with their hair touching my face,did i mention they smell like
Old people candy and car oli. Its weird i know but itsmells good.

My eyes got heavier. Ill just rest them,and rub their back....it wont hurt for a little night time nap.

y/n POV
10:34 am

It was so wamr,the night recalled,i was in alex's arms. Best bonding night yet. I looked up at him,still fast asleep,his beanie about to slip off,with drool down his chin,snoring softly. Hes so cute sometimes. Cute as in puppies. I wouldnt fuck a puppy. Would you?

I stood up carful not to wake him,i checked the time,i should make breakfast then wake him.
I went to my room,put on grey sweat pants and took off my hoodie. It was wayyy too hot for it. Thos its only february. I went down stairs and got started on the pancakes



Alex's pov

I slowly opened my eyes,smelling butter and syrup,its moring now. Where did y/n go? I was so comfy and warm....i didnt want them to leave. I sat up and check twitter,walking towards the smell in the kitchen. I looked up from my phone to see y/n,in grey sweat pants just onder their V-line. With a black ac/dc T-shirt. Im not gay. "Thats smells great..." i said sleepy. y/n jumped a little bit. "Oh hey big guy! Or...big q?" "shut up" "ok,im making pancakes!!" love me by the 1975 was playing. I say at the table/island. "Here you go hun" he handed me the pancakes,three of them with syrup. I aways loved their pet names,it reminded me of my mom,it made me smile. Its honestly the simple things they do.
Bringing me everytime they go to the park
Or to the doctors.
Or the pet names
Or when they kiss me on the cheek before work
Even sometimes pissing with the door open.
Trust, where did it start even???
Shit theysaved up enough money to make me move in with them. I love them so much. Like a dog. I wouldnt fuck a dog,would you? Gross...
This pancakes so good



y/n pov
I sat down in front of alex and started eating,i looked at him
Eyes droopy,red face,mouth full of pancake,really deep in thought. He kinda looked like he was going to cry- "t-tha..nk you" he hiccuped. "You're....welcome? Hey kid you okay???" i worried.
"Im just happy" he said that so confidently. I could just jump up and hug him. I want to jump up and hug him. But im not going too. Hes eating. SHIT!! Im late! "FUCK BITCH I HAVE TO GO im late" i stood up kissed alex's cheek and ran to the garage. I got on my bike put on my helmet and left to work.