My life with Charles Mortdecai

Sasha

My name is Sasha Mortdecai. I'm 28 and I was born on July 4th 1987. I have long red hair and beautiful brown eyes. I'm very short, exactly 4"9. When I was 20 I met Charlie or Charles Mortdecai as you know him. He was 27 at the time and we hooked up at some party. I knew I loved him from then on. When I was 24, he proposed. It was an outstanding wedding. We moved into a beautiful large house in London and started collecting art work. By the time I was 26, we became very wealthy. When I reached 27, we were selling art work around the world. Mortdecai and Jock are the main sellers, while I stay home and take care of our resident. Now, we are as happy as can be. We truly are in love. And as for Mortdecai, hopefully he won't get into too much trouble and shave that monstrosity on his upper lip.