I was chilling in the living room with Amy, just jamming to some Taylor Swift songs, when our new cat Joey walked in. "He is so cute", Amy said smiling to our new cat. I didn't say anything because I always tought that the cat was weird. I was looking at the cat playing with Amy and I know it seems crazy but I felt like it was staring at me. "Amy... I think the Cat is weird!", I said and looked directly into the cat's eyes. "You are weird.", said what I thought was Amy but turned out to be the cat. Amy looked extremly shocked and I was about to scream. "Omg. I thought the cat is german.", Amy said with big shocked eyes. "Wait. A cat is talking to us and you think it's weird that the cat is talking english instead of german? I thought you were a little crazy but now I know you are insane Ames.", I screamed. "Bacon.", said the cat and Amy and Dani died. The only thing left was bacon and cheese lying on the ground.
Lisa went into the living room while being on twitter and telling some fans how awesome her new leopard jeans are. She looked up from her phone and was so shocked that it felt down. Dani and Amy were lying next to some bacon and cheese and both were dead. "OMG I LOVE BACON AND CHEESE.", Lisa yelled and ate all of it. "Lisa what are you doing?", asked Christina while walking into the room. She saw Amy and Dani lying on the ground and Lisa eating cheese and bacon. "Lisa what the hecka heck? Your blood-related sisters from Nothern California are lying on the ground and they are dead and all you are doing is eating bacon and cheese and don't give me anything? You know what Lisa? You are a terrible person!", Christina yelled. She was so, so angry. Lisa knows that she loves Bacon and Cheese. "But you said everyone is worth it.", Lisa cried.
When Christina started crying because her sisters were dead and there was no bacon and cheese left, Katherine walked in and was being all positive. "Guys. Come on. You are all worth it and I'm sure they will come back from the death. You know that Dani loves waffles and Amy loves tacos. They will definitely be strong enough to get trough this. Come one girls we will tell our fans that they should follow us on snapchat and make new bacon and cheese.", Katherine said. Lisa and Christina nodded and were already tweeting: "Follow us on snapchat, itscimorelli." While Lisa was thinking to name one of their new songs like that or their album.
When they left, Dani and Amy started thinking about how important snapchat is and they were finally waking up. "FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT ITSCIMORELLI!", yelled Dani. "Nandos.", Amy screamed and with that they gained follower on snapchat and everything was fine again and no one was dead, only the cat.
"MIAU"
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Damy and the speaking Cat
Short StoryPlease don't take this story serious. It is just a joke and it's supposed to be funny. Thanks guys ily.