i arrived at the zoo at 7:30am. the sun was still low in the sky, but the smell of monkey was fresh. i knew they were here, and i had to find them. i run around, and as i round a corner, i see them. the monkeys. standing there. so muscular. so strong, yet all they eat is leaves. i don't know whether to climb in there or have them come to me, but one way or another, i'm going to fuck these monkeys.
it's a good thing i always keep some nice tasty leaves on me. i tie the leaves to my torso and i chant to the monkeys *monkey noises*. one of them turns their head... it's the sexiest one. the sign says its name is lin. to be frank, i had my eye on that one. easily the strongest monkey of the bunch, i knew it could make it to me. i had to have it.
with the promise of leaves, the monkey hops the chain link fence like an absolute baller. it charges me, running at least 3 monkeys an hour. it tackles me to the ground. i can see the lust in lin's eyes. i know they want this too. lin savagely rips through my clothes, then slowly motions for my underwear. i say, "but wait, lin, i'm only 36!"
the monkey says *confused monkey noises*. the monkey does not understand.
the monkey flips me over. i think it smells the leaves i stored in my asshole. lin comes at me with savage motivation, tounge tearing into my butthole. what existential pleasure! the pure primal love, the monkey's tounge has no rival in the modern world.
i let out a moan that alerted the other monkeys, who all rushed to me. one of them slides my tounge in between their cheeks while the others rip my clothes off, each of them taking one of my hands to pleasure themselves with.
what pure love. i'm almost at my breaking point. i can feel it now, i can see the universe. everything is clear now. i know who did 9-11... it was canada.
it turns out lin wasn't satisfied with just my ass leaves, lin wanted more. i feel lin's gaze turn from lust to hunger as he bites down on my ass cheek. "ow! lin! no!" i yell.
*hungry monkey noises* lin said. the other monkeys follow suit. slowly, i become nothing more than a pile of bones. it is now 8am. the zoo is ready to open. and i am nothing more than a speck on the ground.
the monkeys crawl back into their enclosure, satisfied with what they've done. they wait for their next visitor.
