somewhere over the rainbow where al kinds of birds fly. lived a cat. a fat cat. he was al alone with no friends. he only had the birds, but he ate most of them. the birds weren't very smart so they were a easy target for the cat. thats why the oh so fat cat is so fat. when winter came the birds went away. so the fat cat had nothing to eat and became a skinny cat. every winter he would almost die because of the food that was not there. but in spring the birds came back and produced more birds. so the skinny cat had food again. at the end of spring he was is old fat self again. but then came climate change. the winters where warm enough for the birds to stay over the rainbow where they al flied. the cat could eat all year long. but then he became obese and the birds were almost exstinct. the cat died of being to fat. luckly there were still 2 birds. they made babies. and those babies made babies. after years of incest al the birds were back and happy. after centuries they started to make this drink called mountain Dew. it turned them in to human but there minds are so different from the normal already existing humans. they started making so called 'country songs'. they al started riding is trucks and they wore cowboy boots. they called the land they lived on 'Alabama'.
