The Uwu Of Jesus

chapter 1- the seagull

It was a Monday afternoon, onii-chan Jesus was walking in the air like usual, he sometimes turned into a seagull and flew in the air to relieve stress. So he opened his arms wide, feathers started growing and his body started changing, he was so kawaii as a seagull. What he didn't know was that an uwu Baka angel was just below, watching him.

She always loved the way his body could change into a seagull, she found him even sexier with feathers and a beak, she dreamed of flying in his long, strong, sexy bird arms. Until one day, onii-chan Jesus pooped while flying, it landed on uwu baka angel.

She loved it, it was warm and juicy, the flavours melted on her tongue. She wanted to taste more of him, and his body, he saw and came down to see her. She was so nervous she 👉🏻👈🏻 and farted, onii-chan Jesus found that so kawaii and blushed.
"Hello sexy bird" she said.
He blushed harder.
"Want to roleplay with me?"
He stuttered "I-i-i-i-i-i-" "are you shy onii-chan? Uwu" "y-y-yes b-because you're s-s-s-so BAKAAAAAA" he said with his sexy deep voice.
Starts singing "TAKE ME TO CHURCH..."

"O-o-okay"

The end.