it was just a normal day, you decided to go on a walk on this day because you wanted to get out side.
as you stepped outside and walked out of your house you saw some random girl walking her dog, now let me tell you when this dog was the most cute thing you ever saw-
the dog vored it's owner and ran off
love at first sight
when you chased after it it stopped in its tracks and got angry, it walked towards you and spoke
(you must read this is a scraggly gremlin voice btw)
"you dare watch me eat my owner? what's your name?"
"(y/n)" you responded
"well (y/n) come to my lair because your swag i guess."
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now that you are at her house you walked into her lair (aka the laundry room) she confessed
"hey (y/n) you are so swag and so beautiful sage me right now or i will vore you."
"ok"
the end
