Peter Parker's Text Messages

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The Gays ™️(+Ned)

Webby: uh oh

Queen: what

Webby: yknow that guy that im meeting today?

Guy in the Chair: the one that u called an asshole bc tony is spending a bunch of time with him

Webby: yea that one
Webby: i just met him and
Webby: hes hot

Queen: i-
Queen: remind me again why ur not a disaster bi

Webby: shut up mj

Queen: what did u just say?

Webby: i said that u r a very dear friend of mine and im honored to be in ur presence :)

Queen: that's what i thot

Webby: don't call me a thot, whore

Queen: i meant thought but fuck u
Queen: hoe bag

Webby: can hoe bag be our always ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

Queen: of course bb

Guy in the Chair: wow i really feel like a third wheel rn
Guy in the Chair: and i hang out with mj and shuri all the time so that's really saying something

Queen: fuck u❤️

Guy in the Chair: right back at u❤️

Webby: can we get back on the topic of hot southern boy

Queen: he's southern?
Queen: if he has an accent ur done for

Webby: he does (╯︵╰,)

Guy in the Chair: well now we need a pic of him

Webby sent a picture

Queen: shit he is hot

Webby: ikr
Webby: and when we were in the lab together he went on this adorable rant about engines and i just (♡'͈༝'͈)ฅ˒˒

Queen: u should ask him out

Webby: what?? no

Guy in the Chair: do it pussy

Webby: this is peer pressure

Queen: peer pressure that's good for u tho

Chaos: what r we peer pressuring peter to do

Guy in the Chair: ask out a hot guy

Chaos: do it

Webby: i guess if the chaos goddess herself seems it necessary then it must be done

Guy in the Chair: so what have u been up to shuri?

Chaos: nothing really

Queen: wanna come over?

Guy in the Chair: u guys r literaly in different countries

Webby: u say that like it'll stop them

Queen: did u ask out southern boy

Webby: ('-'*) not yet

Chaos: DO IT

Webby: ok im gonna

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Two Nerds

Petey: hey

Harls: hi

Petey: wyd

Harls: nothing really
Harls: what's up?