Johnny is back and is in to the new girl Holly Hills while Dennis likes her best friend Katharine "Kate" Jackman, who writes for thenewspaper. Due to an illness, Kate persuades Holly to take her place and interview 25 year old Onzolad, an incredibly successful and wealthy young entrepreneur in Colorado. Holly is instantly attracted to Onzolad, but also finds him intimidating due to a criminal record for slamming females into walls. As a result, Megan Dingo from the previous chapter is jealous and afaird Dennis is cheating on her with Kate. So she asks King Deezs to put an end to Kate. "I can't have my boyfriend be taking away from this **e" said Kate. "I don't care. Do what you want." lamented Deez. Johnny sees Anthony and ask him whats wrong. Anthony starts talking about how during the alternate universe, yo auntie wants him dead or play just like the other kids in the neighborhood; however, when Anthony refuses, Yo auntie shuts off all Minecroft Servers and Doctor What channels. So Johnny does not know what to do with his friend... "BAM" Dennis punches Johnny and begins to identify himself as an apex predator, thinking that he should not feel guiltly for using his power to hurt those weaker than himself.
Anthony gets his Yippah (Jewish hat or beanie thing on there foreheads.) and throws it at Dennis who is injured. In order to save humanity to be enslaved by Yo auntie Insect Rabbit (not bugs bunny) kidnapps Anthony. Insect returns to Resistance headquarters, located aboard a nuclear donut factory, and tells General Pubic Hair of his findings. Meanwhile Anthony finds Arual and porks her all night with rim jobs and Minecroft skins (condoms) and anal positions enough to paralyze a horney Whale on Viagro (play on Viagra and Minecraft and Doctor who so I wont have issues with comapnies) . Also Arayt is also alive.
But in the regular universe Johnny is there and witnesses the Earth shread into pieces Johnny and Dennis ride it into space and he keeps kicking Dennis to a black hole as he is on a wooden panel only buoyant enough for 3 elephants a pack of jaugars and a forever alone bear. Johnny assures Dennis he will die a.... "YOUNG B**TARD who aint apex." Megan Is greatly happy Dennis is dead but she's pregant and Dennis is the dad. Johnny gets a gun and shoots Anthony Riveruns son Saul Riveron in the leg. As of right now Johnny is neutral.
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