Not So Happy Campers, Part 1

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*We See a Dock, Suddenly a Man Came Out of Nowhere From Underneath The Camera*

Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, 24 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers, every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good.

*Cut to a campfire area.*

Chris: Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. *eats a marshmallow* In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week, to survive, they'll have to battle; black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food!

Worm: Hey now.

Chris: And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island.

{Intro; Skipped}

*Chris is then shown at the Dock of Shame*

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.

*Beth Arrives 1st*

Chris: Beth, what's up?

Beth: It's so incredulous to meet you, wow, you're much shorter in real life.

Chris: Uh, thanks.

*DJ Arrives 2nd*

Chris: DJ.

DJ: Yo, Chris Mclean. How's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?

Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp Wawanakwa.

DJ: Humph. Looked a lot different on the application form.

*Gwen Arrives 3rd*

Chris: Hey, Gwen.

*Gwen Looks Around Camp Wawanakwa*

Gwen: You mean we're staying here?

Chris: No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way.

Gwen: I did not sign up for this.

Chris: Actually, you did. *Shows Gwen her contracts*

*Gwen tears the papers*

Chris: The great thing about lawyers is... *shows a copy of the contestants' contracts* They make lots of copies.

Gwen: I am not staying here.

Chris: Cool. I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left.

*Gwen's cruise boat just left.*

Gwen: Jerk!

*Geoff Arrives 4th*

Geoff: Chris Mclean! 'Sup man! It's an honor to meet you, man!

Chris: The Geoff-Ster. Welcome to the island, man.

Geoff: Thanks, man.

Gwen: If they say man one more time, I'm gonna puke.

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