Maze runner group chat

Not wicked

Chancellor Paige: you were all experiments-

Minho: I've been waiting for this moment. Hi-yah

Teresa: I know you didn't just try and karate kick that hologram

Thomas and newt: it's a hologram?

Teresa: sigh

Frypan: this place looks like shit

Minho: it's probably the two dead bodies. Doesn't really add to the decor.

Chancellor paige: a disease called the flare is-

Thomas: is she still talking?

Teresa: guys this could be valuable information

Minho: eh, call me when she says something about getting out of this tiny room. How fucking anticlimactic. If this was a movie I would be very disappointed.

Newt: wait did anyone hear that?

Minho: probably the air finally leaving chucks lungs

Frypan: minho what is wrong with you?

Thomas: chuck...

Newt: no I heard this really loud and aggressive banging near us

Minho: insert sarcastic comment

Teresa: huh?

Minho: you heard what he said. Do i really need to try at this point?

*swat team looking motherfuckers have joined the chat*

Frypan: who the shuck are you!

Soldier: not wicked

Thomas: so like government spies?

Soldier: yeah just not wicked

Teresa: like some armed rebel group?

Soldier: yeah just-

Newt: like some opposing military force?

Soldier: yeah whatever we just aren't wicked!

Minho: yeah seems legit

Frypan: a-are you serious ?

Minho: you heard the man. It's not wicked we have nothing to worry about.

Thomas: wait before we go, I need to ransack chucks body for this wooden penguin he forgot to give me cause I called him an NPC

teresa: yeah cause that's not creepy

Thomas: ok I got it. It's covered in his dirty child blood though. Oh and dead gally? I really hope I never see you again. Like...if you magically reappeared into a sequel with no context because im literally staring at your cold drained dead body I would literally be so mad. Like I would punch you. Ok I'm ready.

Soldier: alright to the copter