It was a cool day in March, and although it was cloudy and wet, you could feel that the weather was getting better. Everyone felt that winter was over, and that spring would be here before you know it, along with warm weather. Lots of people stayed inside still, after all, despite the weather being warmer compared to February, it was still pretty chilly.
However, Sans Undertale The Second was not one of these people. As he walked out of his home with his blue jacket on, he felt the breeze blow through his ribs, but he didn't mind because he couldn't actually feel the cold. As he walked out to cross the road, he forgot one important step that they made sure to teach everyone on day one of Going On Walks School. He forgot to look both ways.
The second he stepped one disgusting little foot onto the road a black 2001 Honda Civic going 90 in a residential zone blasted into him so hard it launched his punk ass straight into the stratosphere. "Aw shucks I guess I should've looked both ways.", Sans said sadly as he floated off into the infinite abyss known as the Milky Way galaxy. Eventually, after all the years floating aimlessly, he stopped thinking.
THE END
Don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street.
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Sans Undertale Fucking Dies
HumorSans Undertale from hit indie game Undertale forgets to look both ways before wandering into the street.
