Skephalo (EXTREME ANGST AND SMUT)

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THIS ISNT ACTUALLY SERIOUS PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I WILL CRY

TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!! SMUTT AND SUICIDE!!!!!!!!

Bad stood in the front row of the one direction concert, the luscious sound of Harry styles voice filling his tight little ear holes and making him squirt a bit. He boogie woogie to the beat a little bit, but then his big booty smacked into someone behind him. He turned around to see the sexiest man he ever did see. He had wavy, fluffy, lice infested hair and big bulging eyeballs that Bad wanted to kiss softly.

"I'm such a muffinhead! Sorry about that! My name is Bad!" He said, blushing. Wait?! Why was he blushing?! Oh no!!! Could.... Could he be in love....?

"Hello my name is Skeppy." Said Skeppy as he farted loudly. Bad bit his lip, this guy was hot af gurl.

A FEW HOURS LATER.....

The concert finally finished and Bad and Skeppy had become best friends. As Bad was getting ready to leave he felt someone tap his shoulder. He expected it to be Skeppy but... Harry Styles? Why was he trying to talk to Bad?

"Ello' there laddy, I saw you in the crowd and you were such a cutie patootie I couldn't help but come talk to you. Want to come back stage?" Said Harry in his sexy british accent.

"Y-YES HARRY-KUN!~" Bad gasped, following the man backstage.

BACKSTAGE.......

Bad and Harry were backstage, talking about a lot of stuff. Then suddenly, Bad pinned Harry to the wall, sliding his thigh in between Harry's legs. His knee touched Harry's bulge and he crouched down to *nuzzle his bulgy wulgy*.

Harry moaned and Bad saw Harrys crotch grow a wet patch. He was about to take Harry's pants off when.... Skappy walked in!?!? OMG!!!!!

Bad leaped off Harry immediately. "SKOPPY!! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!" 

Skippy began to cry out of his bulging eyes, "Bad... I was in love with you... Why would you do this..?" "SKUPPY NOOOOOO I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!"

But it was too late, Skoopy had ran out the room, a trail of lice flying behind him.

Bad began to run after him but couldn't find him anywhere.

He got to Skiffy's house and broke the door down with his ChadBoyHalo arms and ran up the stairs. when he got to Skribbly's room, his heart shattered. He saw Skompy laying on his bed, unconcious, with an empty bottle of pills in his hand. His face was pale and his eyes were rolled back in his head. Bad rang the ambulance and they eventually arrived and took Sklabby away. 

ONE DAY LATER.....

The next day, Bad arrived at the hospital to visit Skunky and hopefully play with his little dingly dong. He got permission to go to his true loves room and walked in to see Skimmy awake, staring at the door.

"SKOOBY!!!! YOURE AWAKE!!!" Bad ran over and kissed Skaggys lips. Skummy kissed back and then they were making out. All of a sudden, the heart monitor started going off and Skilly went limp in Bads strong arms. Bad began to cry and pounded his ChadBoyHalo fist into the wall. He found some of Skelly's medicine on his bedside table and took the bottle. He downed all the pills using the cup of water on the table. He felt his whole world go black....