(ok so john and alex got dressed and went to the cars that were downstairs, frenchie and bookie gave everyone normal clothes. car 1 includes james, herc, john, angelica, laff, martha, george, theodosia and frenchie, frenchie is driving bc she knows the road rules and shit like that)
!!WARNING!! google translated french, bc frenchie was too lazy to recall it (aha, sorry peeps, just saying, i speak a vERY small amount of french, so imma make it so i can actually speak fluent french lol bc i really suck)
Lafayette: AH! BÉBÉ FEUILLES! JE VEUX VOIR LES MOUTONS DE BÉBÉ (AH! BABY SHEEP! I WANT TO SEE THE BABY SHEEP!)
Frenchie: Calme toi Laf, on y sera bientôt chérie.(Calm down Laf, we'll be there soon honey)
Laf (we're just gonna do that lol-): Chérie? Tu ne veux sûrement pas dire chérie, je suis en couple avec l'amour de ma vie! (Honey? You surely don't mean honey, I'm in a relationship with the love of my life!
Frenchie: Oui Laf, je ne le pense pas. attandez... c'est herc, n'est-ce pas? (Yes Laf, i don't mean it. wait...it's herc, isn't it?)
Laf: Oui, mon ami. Oui. (Yes my friend, yes.)
Frenchie: *mouth open, shocked that her ship is reality* AH! Laf, pourquoi tu ne me dirais pas ça plus tôt! (AH! Laf, why wouldn't you tell me that sooner!)
***everyone is staring at them by now bc they're just talking so easily in french like hOW ARE THEY DOING THAT***
Frenchie: *realizes everyone is staring* Oh look, heh, we're only a kilometre from the next servo! I'll buy y'all ice-creams, my treat.
George: *martha asleep on his shoulder (aww)* That would be lovely, thank you Frenchie.
***frenchie just realised she hasn't used any character other than herself, laf, and george washing-machine, so she's gonna do something ~aMaZiNg~ to make up for it.***
*timeskip to after everyone has ice-creams, except for martha, because she was still asleep. she's awake and doesnt care that she didnt get icecream. and gEORGE DIDN'T MOVE SO SHE COULD STAY COMFY AHSHEJHBUCBCSVDIICNECVEIXKE ITS ADORABLE!!! ok im done now lol*
(again, sorry. she's fangirling. -bookie)
Frenchie: *devious smirk, plays her playlist (will be at the bottom, and it's a playlist that i {frenchie} found on spotify, that seriously is hilarious. it was made as a joke, by someone we know) Baby shark do do do dudo do, baby shark do do do dudo do, baby shark do do do dudo do, bABY SHARK! Mummy shark do do do dudo do, mummy shark do do do dodu do, mummy shark do do do dudo do, MUMMY SHARK! DADDY SHARK DO DO Do DODU DO, DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DODU DO-
Herc: *has caught on* DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DUDO DO
Angelica: *rather reluctantly* Daddy shark...
Frenchie: GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DUDO DO DO
John: *is dancing* GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DUDO DO DO
James: GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DUDO DO DO
Martha: *points to herself* Grandma Shark!
Frenchie: *points to George* GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DUDO DO DO!
Theodosia: Grandpa Shark do do dudo do do!
All together: GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DUDO DO DO! GRANDPA SHARK!
*the song ends, and it goes on to the next song*
***They all happily sing, dance, laugh, and generally have a good time***
Frenchie: I wonder how boring it is in the other car!
a/n ¡hola señorita/señor! lovely to see you! sorry that this is short, i just wanted to get a chapter out on time. resulting in a pretty boring, and definitely a filler chapter. BUT THAT'S OK! because bookie should be posting the other car's thing in, let's go 1-2 weeks. and that's ok too, because we are both very busy people. and we love, and appreciate you guys! adios amigos!
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