Once upon a time in a super poggy MC rp fan server for best MC rp youtuber, Josho, creator of the grand "Omega Nation". All was well until out of nowhere people thought of mr Jake as a catboi, and that's when everything went downhill. Catboi jake art plagued the server. jokes were always being made, until one day Jake couldn't take the charades any longer. He traveled far and wide across the country, scouring for everyone who made a catboi jake joke, meme, or art. He kidnapped Michael, Lauren, Kat (Lamentien), Krystal Kat, and even Josho himself. In his rage he scoured for every omega nation member he could find, he kidnapped them one by one. Eventually he had filled his basement with members from the Omega Nation server.
"Zippidy dooda
Zippidy day
Make one more catboy joke
And I'll take your soul away!!"
Jake yelled to his captives, it was at this point they realized how far the catboi jake jokes had thrown him off the edge. Everyone coward in fear as no one knew what to do. They (15+ people) all huddled together in fear of what might happen if anyone tried or said anything. But wake Jake failed to realize is that he left behind quite a trail...Several days pass, and the Omega Nation server is a mess. Only about 3 of the admins remained, and Josho was nowhere to be seen. The sudden disappearance of several members had caused great chaos in the server, as everyone tried to figure out what happened. Then one day as two Members, Rocket and Rachel, we're discussing how both of their partners went missing, Rachel remembers something. Earlier in the week when she found that Josho was not in his room one morning, she noticed a hard drive on the floor. At first she thought nothing of it, but now as she's speaking with Rocket, she realizes she'd never seen that hard drive before. She brings this up in her discussion with Rocket. "Do you think I should go see what's on it? I mean it doesn't look like any of the ones Josh owns." Rocket was unsure, but encouraged her to do so anyway. Rachel goes to get the hard drive, takes it over to her laptop, and plugs it up. She stares intently at the bright screen that reflects a dim white light. When the hard drive window open up on the computer, it showed a singular file. It read: "Lofi torture sound (remixed)". "What the heck?" Rachel thought to herself. She checked the file to see who it was made by, and Lo and behold, it was Jake. This only added on to Rachels confusion, as it made no sense for any property of Jakes to be at her house. She immediately informed Rocket on what she found. And the confusion spread. "Has he been to your house recently?" Rocket asked, trying to find the solution. "No, not recently and not ever before. It doesn't make any sense." Rachel exclaimed. Not knowing what to do, Rachel spends hours going back through messages in the Omega Nation server. Upon doing so she finds something Jess said earlier in the week when everyone first disappeared. Jess spoke about how one day, she went to Laurens house to spend the day with her. When she arrived, the was no sight of Lauren in the house. When she gets to Laurens room, she finds a maid outfit, and a box of cat toys. When reading this, Rachels head begins to spin. None of this made sense. The hard drive in Josh's room, the dress and the cat toys at Lauren, it was all so confusing. Rachel eventually passed out from exhaustion after spending so many hours trying to find the culprit. She wakes up the next day, only to realize she's being spammed by Rocket. It turns out he also spent the entire night trying to figure it out, and he did! All the clues pointed to Cats, maids and Jake. Jake had been online, but hadn't been active since everything happened, and with all that, he pieced the puzzle together. Rachel and Rocket spread the word throughout the server. They formed a team to go storm Jakes house and rescue everyone, the team Leaders consisted of Rachel, Rocket, Steele, and Logan (because he's got a bangin nerf arsenal). Meanwhile, in Jakes basement, all of the captives were cold and hungry, all the food they'd received was a cup of cat food, there was a tv playing the live action 'Cat in the Hat!' Movie on repeat. Jake was in the next room over, which was the only room leading to an exit, so there was no way to escape Aside from defeating Jake. Many had tried to take him on, but each failed, for Jake has immense power that none understood. Just as a Tear escaped from One of the captives (Evan) eye, one of the basement walls explodes. There stands Rachel, Rokeet, and the rest of the team. Before everyone could reunite, Jake rushed out of the next room. Shocked that they found him, he starts to panic, but soon says
"Zippidy doo da
Zippidy zap
I will destroy you
With one swift clap!"
But before he can clap his hands, Steele just fockin YEETS him through the hole in the wall, asserting dominance like a Tall amish man does. Steel and the rest of the team gets everyone out of the basement while Jake is still soaring thru the sky do to the insane amount of thrust Steele used when throwing him thru the hole. Fast forward, everyone's home safe, recovered from the incident. Jakes locked up in a funky facility till he recovers from the agony of the catboy jokes, and everyone in Omega Nation never made another catboy joke again. Well, accept for Kat (Lamentien), but hey, that's Kat.
The end sorry u had to witness this idk wtf thos is supposed to be
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An Omega mishap
FanfictionCatboy jokes go a lil too far, will someone go off the edge?