cas walekd up to dean wile dean was weating big apple pie .
"Dean, it ma cas, i want some of your plie eplaease." cas sadid.
dean justr jaugh ed as cas did big sad puupy weyes and started to cyr out ogf his cute ANGLE eyes.
"Why u want my pie so aas bad, stop crying and just shit up." dean was confused.
"I just love that pier of yours soooooooooooooo bad Deant weiny I want your penmny!". the gat angle sayd. dan looked at him with his princess eyes in chsochk, he didn;t know what to say to cas.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHA me just kdding big lug! I cactualy came to tell you that luficer is cumming here inb a matter of minyutes!"
"shit lficer is cumming? thats not good me not lifke luci, we better telll sam!" dean practically yeleled. The two gay angle and human stood up tan out of the byunker door into baby and staright to the hotel sam was staying in.
once they arrived at the hotel deand ncan cas burtst open the door to see sam sitting on the bed, he was reading a 'magnagaszinge'. "oh sam u have my mangaszinge." dean laughed.
sam laughed as he tried to cover up the body shape buldge in the blankts next to him. Cas stood there awkwardsly not knowing what toi tdo in the awkwarsd situatuon.
"Dont you styill feel sad about jesses death, how do you still have zsegs?" dean said"
"Dont atalks about jessliekt hat,its been 13 eseasnons bro. ofc i dont even care anymore." sam relplied.
Suddenly crowley just apperas out of nowhere.
"Werent you dead," said dean
"yjes but its okay don't worry aboout thiat. brits never die , duh." Crowley said in his breitsish voice.
"I even brought another britt witrh us!" mr ketch walked out from behind crolwey
"Omg mr ketch. werent you dead?' sam asked looking at the two brits standing in the doorway, still wakewwardly cobving himself with the blanket.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" suddenly cass started screaming like a tenage girl "Mr. ketch Im such a big fan!!!!!!"
mr ketch started at him withba balcnks epcxpresttion. "why?"
Before castiel got totawnser hyos question two beings walked tyhroyugh thje door behind the brits it was boy and a girl... it was Madji a d joey screaming becauser they met mr ketch.
"who thfe fucki arre thchildren?????"dean was very confysed and liinda disgisted. Madi adn sjoey were starndging at mr ketch freaking out taking a lot of pctures of him like idiots.
Dean grabbed cas by the arm and whuispersed in his ear "We can get out of here... If you know qwhat I mean... these kids are so annying" Dean licked casses ear.
"i think i get ewhat youy ,ewan dean. lets make wosme kids in baby." cass sad and waleked out the door, dean following him. madi and joey watched them go into the dar.
the dar started shaking rappedly. but imdeatily after Lucifer appeared right on top of baby.
"Told you id be here!!!!!!!" the car was still shaking causing lucifder to afal off onto the ground, sam came running outsdie with the balnked on.
sam wasnt slweeping wioth any girl he was sleepign with ruby he had drunken her blood and now is ready to kill lucifer. crownley and mr ketch just watched from the door, looking at thewbw whole scene which was very confusing to them. mean while madi and joey just got grabbed by gabriel and were put in a pocket dimensiopn where joey died eveery day.
IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, Madi woke 8ip the song was playing on tehe radio. dean and cas stepped out of the car 'not naked' ritten in sharpie all over casses face.
"What happend to lucifer???" dean said pointing to a curled into a ball hunched over vrying lucifer.
"uhhhhh idk....." sam said kinda truthfully. "what is on cass''s face???"
"NOTHING" the gay angle poofed away with his wings.
"I lost my powers guys :(((((" lucifer said really sad to sam and dean.
"whaaaat why?" sam asked.
"These two kids a boy and a girl touched my forehead and stole my grace!"
"thats vcreazy we just saw two kids actaally, just before you showed up!" dean said to lucidfer who was still on the ground.
"Lets get you cleaned up." sam siad to lucifer pulling out his credit card. "Hhere this will help you with money." the card read 37 6687 525478.
"Okay." lucifier casid adn grabbed the card out if sams hand loookign at in as if hesd never seen human money before.
lucifer ran towards the nearst hgotel and went inside.
Mr ketch then knocked crowley out and stole a random persons car. they drove away finally escapting the weird ass situatuom. they then ment on to kill randos with the car but that doesnt matter. than out of no where jack appeared on top of the inmpala and said
"GUESS WHOS BACKKKKKKKKKKK"
THE END
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