Jokes On You

The Plan

Today was Monday, Wednesday he was going to do it. He knew where it was happening. How it was happening. What's going to happen after. He had this all planned out.

"Hey Georgie!? Wanna go out for dinner today? I could really go for some Chick-fil-A right now!"

"Okay yeah sure I'll be out in a minute!"

After about 5 minutes of waiting George was dressed and ready to go.

The drive there.

"Soooo, have you broken up with Jake yet?"

"Okay Dream. We both know that once I go back home we will be leaving this behind." George gestured his hands in weird motions while saying that.

Oh my god I'm going to kill that son of a bitch I don't care.

"But, didn't you say that you would kill him? For me?" George smirked

Dream laughed at that. "I wouldn't actually kill someone."

"Then why do you have a closet full of knifes and guns?" George turned serious looking over at Dream

"Oh, my dad. He loved buying me weapons and stuff for my birthdays and for Christmas."

"Why do you have them collected in such a weird way then?"

"He died 2 years ago George. I keep them hung up like that in memory of him."

These were flat out lies, when Dream came out as gay to his family his dad kicked him out of the house and Dream was homeless for a few months.

"Oh Dream, I'm sorry."

"It's no issue, it's fine. Oh look we are here. What do you want?"

"The waffle fries and, hmmm a burger?"

I've never had chick-fil-A 😀
Don't judge, I don't have it here.
I'm in Canada so it's not too easy to find haha

"Okay, I'll probably just get a milkshake and a burger. Do you want a drink?"

"Oh yeah I'll take a sprite pleaseeee." Dream rolled his eyes

He's so annoying

"Oh come on now, sprite? Iced tea is so much better."

"No Dream it is wayyyy too sweet." George crossed his arms

After paying they sat in the parking lot and ate their food.

"Oh my gosh! Dream I totally forgot to say, I met someone yesterday while I went grocery shopping!"

"Oh?"