Jokes Part 4

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I'm here.... and back.... I've Been Tortured and Somehow Tickled... But I'm Alive...

Uynm 2.0: You Are Dead Not Surprising...

I'm alive

Uynm 2.0: You Are Dead *Yeets Uynm Into The Lake*

Minecraft Drowned: WHOS C*CK SUCKING SON OF A B*TCH THREW A BODY INTO MY LAKE

Uynm 2.0: O-O Thats Alot Of Swearing

Captain America: LANGUAGE

Minecraft Drowned: ENGLISH

Captain America: B*TCH

AS*HOLE

Uynm 2.0: HUNGRY

Anti-Uynm: FOOD

Todoroki: APPLE PIE

Eri: CANDY APPLES

BB(Ballon Boy): BATTERIES

Why did we do this

Uynm 2.0: Why Not

All Might: B*tch *Points At Afo*

Inko: LE GASP *Drags Izuku Away Holding His Ears*

I had to do this it seemed right also All Might Is Captain America On Steroids Without His Shield

Captain America: THE SECRET IS OUT

Izuku: Wait So Cap Is All Might?

Midoriya: The More You Know

*Midnight Breaks Through The Roof*

Midnight: Operation Cinnamon Roll Is A Go *Grabs Izuku And Runs Out Of The House

I JUST FIXED THAT

Midoriya: OH ME IS GOING AWAY

Inko: YOU B*TCH

JEEZ WHATS WILL ALL THE SWEARING

Uynm 2.0: Ask Yourself That

Thats not very nice

Uynm 2.0: I never said I was nice

F*ck You

Uynm 2.0: F*ck You Too

Momo: Awww They Are Like A Married Couple

WE ARE THE SAME PERSON

Todoroki: Doesn't Change Anything

A- F*CK YOU

TFS Vegeta: THATS MY LINE

F*CK YOU TOO

Inko: YOU BASTA- *Covers Midoriya Ears* You Bastards

No im not gonna censor that idk how to

Momo: Who You Talkin Too *Grabs His Phone*

NO O- f*ck

Momo: WHOS uhhhhhhhhh I don't know any of these people...

GIVE. IT. NOW

Momo: F*ck You *Throws Phone The Ground*

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Fine I lied thats not the end i just wanted to be dramatic

Momo: Your An Idiot

I'm not and idiot I'm retarded

Momo: your a retarded idiot

Midoriya: Thats Not Very Nice Momo

Mirio: Its Plus Ultra Of You

The Three Ms

Uynm 2.0: What Happened To The Rest Of The TFS Ppl Vegeta

TFS Vegeta: They Were Wimps And Went Home

Shouldn't you be home

TFS Vegeta: Im Hungry And You Have Good Food

Midoriya: YOUR EATING MY FOOD?!?!

Todoroki: MY APPLE PIE IS GONE.. AGAIN

Mei: ILL MAKE YOU A NEW ONE

NO

Phil Swift: YES *Saws The Fridge In Half* I SAWED THIS FRIDGE IN HALF

TFS Vegeta: You...... Bastard......... YOU SAED MY FOOD IN HALF

Phil Swift: he.he.he

TFS Vegeta: T-This Power... ITS OVER INFINITE +2

Phil Swift: I SAWDD THIS VEGETA IN HALF

Oh sh*t...

Uynm 2.0: Thats not good

Anti-Uynm: Is That So

*Izuku Walks In With A Very Satisfied Midnight On His Back*

Izuku: I Never Knew Midnight Liked Steak...

HAHA YOU THOUGHT THEY F*CKED NO THEH HAD DINNER

Midnight: But I Do Plan To Arrange That~

Shut it now

Midnight: Your Just Jelious

Shush

Uynm 2.0: Im Hungry

For steak

Uynm 2.0: YUP

*Uynm 2.0 has teleported into a restaurant*

YOU STOLE MY CRYSTAL

Anti-Uynm: Nah I Stole It And Gave It To Him As A 'Gift'

YOU JERK

Anti-Uynm: YOU DIDN'T SWEAR IM IMPRESSED

F*ck you

Anti-Uynm: And Its Gone

Izuku: ADIOS *Dashes Into His Room*

Momo: Anyways MIDORIYA

Midoriya: Whats up

Momo: Food Now

Midoriya: Fine...

*Midoriya Walks Into The Kitchen*

MAKE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

Todoroki: AND MORE

Eri: CANDY APPLES

Anyway... WHOS UP FOR UNO

*Five Rounds Of Uno Later

Momo: YOU CHEATER

I DIDN'T CHEAT

Momo: THEN HOW DID YOU MAKE ME DRAW LIKE 20 CARDS

Don't ask me ask the ones who helped with it

*Everyone Already Disappeared*

Sh*t

Momo: Well Well Well~

I-im sorry... I didn't chewt though....

Momo: Its Time For Some 'Play' Time

PLEASE NOT THR FEATHER

*Five Hours Of Tickling Like Bubble Girls Tortue Later*

Momo: Hope That Teaches You

*Uynm Is On The Ground Lifeless*

Momo: END IT ANTI

Anti-Uynm: YOUR MAKING ME END IT YOU ARE NO-

*Momo Hits Him On The Head*

Momo: END IT NOW

Anti-Uynm: Fine... HOPE YOU ENJOYED NOW BYE

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