Once opon a time there was an illuminati take over. many nukes were launched. Kim jong un killed more than hitler. An asian guy pooped in a toilet. What people didnt know is that the water was polluted with seman. Ebola killed everyone except 10% of the population. But then one guy transformed into a car. Many people were scared. Mrs. Denes peed on the weed that the drug dealer had. Kegon killed and tourtured many people. Then everyone died. Then the story of Johnson began.
