"Gojo has a girlfriend?!" - Gojo Satoru x Reader

"Gojo has a girlfriend?!"

"Guys, guys! Gojo has a girlfriend!" Yuuji announced, slamming the door open to the classroom.

"I refuse to believe that," Nobara said rolling her eyes. "He couldn't get a girlfriend even if he had the most romantic script in front of him."

"I second that," Maki said, not even looking up from her phone.

"Tuna, tuna." Toge agreed.

"He's not that bad-" Yuuji started.

"He's an egotistical, immature man child who thinks dick jokes are the height of humour, what woman would be attracted to that?" Maki glared.

"Then explain to me why I heard him call someone babe over the phone just now! And why I heard a girl's laugh!"

"You say that like he doesn't do that to everyone," Nobara sighed.

"He said they were coming today anyway!" Yuuji insisted. "And he said "I love you" before he hung up!"

Now that raised eyebrows in the room.

"He... he really said that?" Maki said slowly for Yuuji just to nod enthusiastically in reply. "Then who the hell did he brainwash to be his girlfriend?!"

The group moved out of the classroom to outside as they argued leaving Megumi alone to slurp his noodles who was happy to be forgotten in the conversation since he already knew the answer. Watching the two adults yearn obviously after each other for years still scarred him, but he was happy you were coming today, even if you had the worst taste in men.

"Seriously who the hell is it!" Nobara yelled. "There's no way its Utahime right?" The group was stood at the top of the stone stairs that led into the school, waiting for the mysterious visitor.

"She'd rather die," Maki deadpanned.

"Mei Mei?"

"She'd go for someone richer."

"Yuki?"

"She's too busy for relationships, let alone with Gojo."

"Shoko?"

"We would have noticed that by now."

"A civilian?" Yuuji suggested.

"Like there's any way he could explain the jujutsu world to a civilian without making it look like he was insane."

Panda hummed from behind them. "(y/n)?"

Maki went still. "How dare you taint her name like that."

Yuuji and Nobara looked to each other. "(y/n)?" they said in sync.

"She's one of the only other special grade sorcerers," Panda explained. "She was in Shoko and Gojo's grade in school. She's Gojo's best friend."

Yuuji and Nobara's eyes widened.

"He has friends?" Nobara asked with a bit too much genuine shock.

"Somehow," Maki spoke solemnly, pushing up her glasses. "But (y/n) is too cool to ever do that!" She looked to the sky with her outstretched hand dramatically. "I would never idolise and want to follow in the footsteps of someone if they were that foolish!"

"Bonito flakes!"

Nobara mouthed a 'woah' at Maki's intensity, never seeing her look up to someone with so much passion.

A Megumi scratching his neck joined them from behind, now full enough of food to deal with what would soon happen.

"Who do you think it is?" Yuuji asked him.