Cartoon Cat walked through the forest.
What does that stupid long horse need a group together with all of the Trevor Henderson mythods?! The Cartoon thought to himself.
Soon, he arrived to the middle of the woods.
There he saw, The Man With The Upside down face or The Upside Down Man, or the Man(for short) or TMWTUS-DF, but there's WAY more names for the Man. He's even called Pettiest Asshole of the bunch! (Well, he is an asshole to be really honest), Siren Head, Long Horse, Ghost Of Chickens, Costume Man, Light Head, Cartoon Dog, Lil Nugget, and other mythods made from his father Trevor Henderson.
Cartoon Cat said hi to all of them, and they said it back, especially, including, the Pettiest Asshole.
TMWTUS-DF waved at Cartoon Cat, "Hello, kitty. (Oh god...does anyone shipped these two or is it just me? XD)"
Kitty? Are you serious?! Cartoon Cat just glared at the Pettiest Asshole, "You serious? Was that a flirt?"
The Man just stared at him with a WTF face on his look, but still has a grin on his face (He can't frown. I'm feel sorry for him.), "Are you insane? I'm not that type of person who is lovey dovey all the fucking time." The Asshole said, while shaking his hands.
"Oh...okay." Cartoon Cat laughed nervously. Its sometimes scary when Man is mad...or offended.
Cartoon Girl (Or Yoyo, I'm going to call her Yoyo if you don't mind :) ) just stand there...doesn't know what to do.
The Asshole watch The God Of Road Kill and Country Road Creature argued, with a sadistic smile on his face, enjoying the two road monsters fight.
Bridge Worm and Highway Worm is talking about life being a monster worm.
Light Head and Siren head just stared at eachother, while making weird static noices.
Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog just wiggling around.
Long Horse ignored his little brother (yes, I believe that their brothers) Short Horse, who is yelling at him to fight him.
Cartoon Cat stopped wiggling and stretched his neck to Long Horse.
Surprised and frighten, and also wondering how long Cartoon Cat been there, Long Horse jerked up and looked at the Cartoonish character, "Ah! Cartoon Cat! You startled me. What's up?"
"Why did you forced all of us to be in a stupid all together?" Cartoon Cat asked, tilting his head.
Sadistic Man went to them, "I may ask the same."
"Because, we haven't seen eachother for a loooonnnnngggg time. Bridge Worm was complaining to me about he misses and that he wants to see his older brother, Highway Worm. And I thought that maybe the other crypids feel the same." Long Horse answered.
Short Horse rolled his eyes, "I'm happy to see my brother,"
Long Horse looked at Short Horse with a suprised look, "Really?"
Short Horse smirked, "Yeah! So I can kill you!"
Long Horse glared at him, "Seriously?"
The Asshole chuckled and the Cartoon giggled, trying to hold a laugh.
Man started to get bored, "Welp, anyways, I'm going to watch another tragic event. So, bye bye." Man started go walked away, but the Horse stopped him, "The Man With The Upside Down Face, don't you dare go."
Man turned around, with a annoyed look on his face, "But I'm a sadistic ceature! I have 'job' to do."
Cartoon Cat lift an eye, "You have a job?"
"Well, duh!" Man started, "Why do I watch tragic events?"
Cartoon Cat rolled his eyes, "That's not a job, Upside Down Ma-"
Man shuts Cartoon Cat up by sticking one thinger and made a 'ah!' sound, "Ah, ah! It's a job to me."
Then, the Man teleported to somewhere.
Cartoon Cat just looked at the spot where Man was standing, "Asshole."
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Trevor Henderson Crypid's On Crack
Fanfiction"Oh god damn it, TMWTUD-DF." Cartoon Cat said. Anyways, Trevor Henderson's mythos in my AU. This is also for just fun. I just make random thought in my head, imagine them in the random thought, then I put it on this book. :) Hope you enjoy. OwO