i wrote down exacly what my friend said so its a bit confuesing but yeh. good luck for who ever reads this shit.
once upon time there was a pig with purple skin. he looked very dead. there also was a human. the human was blond with ehm.. with very short hair and ehm... he only wore swimming trunks. he was very pore. okey okey okey... ehm.. they were at a bus stop and yeah the pig was there first and was very cute. the human came and looked wierd at the cute pig. but he ignored him. after 15 minutes waiting the bus was still not there. "huh, u are a big why are you here?" asked the man. "groi hoink oink" said the pig. okey ehm................. the man was like: "yes, exacly". he could understand the pig 'cause man are pigs. you know. ehm.. yea. okey........ the man said like: "but anyways,... huh?". haha hmmm *clears throat*. the secret is that the man still has no idea wat the pig said. then said the pig: " the fitness -ehm.. how do you say? just say fitness gram tazer test or something like that-. " is a test to check your knee caps or like that" ehm... then said the man: "my knees?. that sentence doen't ad up." than he screams cuz his knees are gone. he fell on the ground. -ehm.. yeah were are you? okey yeah... -then the pig wispered in the mans ear: "it's time for piggy revenge" . -ehm.. why... -and then there came a lot of pigs around the man and they all said :" oink oink oink oink oink oink" and "die die die die die die". ehm and eh... the man started screaming louder cus he was scared and the pigs whent to the man and took a peice of him so that de man had alot of pain. ehm the pigs went like eh.... :"wèèe" like waluigi. it when't black before the eyes of the man. he thought he was dead, but he woke up in a hospital. so yeah he woke up and there was a doctor. the man said " oh hey docter what happend where am i?" the docter said" we found you at the busstop".- wait i have to think. oh your writing that too? ofcorse you do-. the man asked:" was it al just a dream?" the docter turned and it was a pig!!. and said: why don't you take a walk?" and then ehm.. no.. okey... the man got out of bed but fell cuz his leggs were al gone. ehm yeah.. then there came pigs through the windows and the doors. and the doctor became 3 pigs. they al ate them. he is dead now. then the story... ehm . goes to the future. -wait no erase that. ehm. let me think...hmm.... i cant think of anything. -
