Bakugou: The Explosive Rise To Power

Chapter 1

I wake up from bed after getting laid with fifty chicks. Im such a good guy. The first thing I do, I get my phone and message that damn nerd.

Bakugo: Wake up you damn nerd

Deku: Fuck off

Bakugo: Shut up ya damn nerd

Deku: :,(

I do my usual routine. Shower, brush teeth, get dressed and post fifty thirst traps on Instagram. All the ladies love it. It's finally my first day at UA. I can't wait to meet all the little nerds and all the chicks im gonna get laid with.

"Im the king of the world," I say

I walk into the classroom and yell "Wassup ya fucking nerds." Everyone looks at me in awe.

"Wow, it's bakugo."

"He's so dreamy"

I sit down in my seat. The teacher walks in. He looks like an absolute alcoholic in his thirties. This one guy comes up to me. He says his name is Eijiro Kirishima or some shit. For the sake of this story, im gonna call him Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I see with the corner of my eye, the damn nerd is talking to some girl. I thought "What the fuck?" I thought he was gay. I walk up to them and say,

"What the fuck is up is up ya damn soyboy, whos the bitch you're talking to?" I catch her eye, that's because im so dreamy. They call me the ideal boy for a reason. Midoriya tells me,

"Oh, just some girl." I glare at him.

"Shut the fuck up." He starts bawling his eyes out, im such a boss.

Anyway, the class goes on. I look at the girl next to me. She has mad titties. "Damn girl, you got mad titties, that shit looks like balloons." This one guy look's about three foot says to me "Hey you shouldn't say that to her." I fucking launch him out the window. Stupid little grape fuck. The teacher doesn't notice because he's knocked out after taking fifty bottles of fucking Nyquil. Class finally ends and we finally go outside. We go to lunch, yeah. I sit down and everyone and everyone tries to sit next to me. Im such a fucking boss. Im the real shit.