Bakugou: The Explosive Rise To Power

Chapter 4

We decided to go on a field trip to the woods. This was the best and worse thing we could do. When we got there we found this little kid. He punched the damn nerd in the nuts. I laid down laughing for like fifteen minutes. I was literally rolling my ass off. We had to do this cooking think or whatever. Kirby told me that I was a damn good cook. Of course, I am, I used to watch a ton of episodes of master chef every day. Gordon Ramsey is my personal hero.

Finally, we get to a hot spring. I see the grape boy trying to climb the wall like fucking Eren Yeager. He gets slapped up by this child and then falls on sonic. From the corner of my eye, I spot a hole in the wall and proceed to see all of them baddies. Bro, my dick gets harder than mount Everest. Speaking of which, Dwayne the rock johnson yells at me about how I shouldn't be peeping on girls. I go "What am I a homosexual" Then he proceeds to back down. We start training. I put my hands in some hot water. Shit is hot, but im still hotter. Nighttime comes and we start a training thing and then boom, the villain's attack. But here, I'm here to save the day, or so I thought. I proceed to get captured by the villains, I wake up tied to a chair. Holy shit, am I gonna finally get my mama milky femdom dream. But the worst thing happened. A dry-ass hand touched my shoulder. It was crust as fuck. An ugly ass man comes out and starts talking about how I should join his group. I tell him no, you guys are gay. Then all of the sudden all might show up.

"You guys arent gonna touch bakugo, he's too cool." He says.

Then I finally free myself but the villains follow us. I see this guy fight all might, and im like oh shit, but all of the sudden the damn nerd comes and tried to save the day. I slap him in the nuts and say "I don't need no saving." After all, might beat the villain he retires. I was kinda sad about it not gonna lie. Was it my fault he lost? No its was that damn nerd. It's always that damn nerd. Anyway, we get back, to class. The teacher comes in drugged as fuck and falls on the floor. I tell him to wake the fuck up but my mom comes in and beats me. I say,

"Mother I am so sorry please forgive me for hanuis acts, I love you so much."

We get to the dorms. I put away all my romance novels and lock the door. Finally, I can read all the Korean manga I smuggled. We go to train to make our special acts for some exam. I was gonna name mine little boy, but then I get contacted by the prime minister of Japan to not name it that, due to the history of nuclear ordinance in Japan. Anyway, we finally go to the training place and meet someone. Get this, there's this girl and she's got massive knockers. The exam finally starts and what do I see the damn nerd and the girl from earlier on top of him. What the fuck. I proceed to have a mental breakdown. Why does he get a femdom and I don't? What the fuck. After that, we fight tin-tin. He stripped naked. Dude was packing but that scared me. I couldn't sleep for three days straight. Apparently, im stuck babysitting with half and half. We are babysitting and some kid used their quirk on half and half. He starts to act like a hot boy and im like oh shit this ain't happening. I proceed to go.

"Damn girl you kinda bad though." that, we fight tin-tin. He stripped naked. Dude was packing but that scared me. I couldn't sleep for three days straight. Apparently, im stuck babysitting with half and half. We are babysitting and some kid used their quirk on half and half. He starts to act like a hot boy and im like oh shit this ain't happening. I proceed to go.

"Damn girl you kinda bad though."

After that, we have this festival for some girl. Im slamming the drums yelling

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Anyway, the damn nerd fought some damn nerd or something. This is only the beginning of my story on how I became the number one hero in the world. The end.