Katherine - got the wicked ribbon, died at 65 from heart disease, had 30 lovers, spent 9 years in prison for drug trafficking, was basically a walking STD and had 11 children, some with awful names, the kids were: Crispin, Genevieve, Savannah, Thalia, Gilbert, Reggie, Holly, Chip, Yancy, Herman, and Pervis. None of the kids had the same father. Was an interior designer but got fired and then became a janitor.
Les - got the mediocre ribbon, died at 15 when he called his step mom mediocre at best so she shot him with a musket
JoJo - Got the rich ribbon, died at 84 from old age. 5 children and one stepson, and 4 lovers. Had a job as a stuntman. Was left hundreds of thousands in debt after his divorce with his first wife because of the house she made him buy. Was left thousands in debt after his second divorce. He ended up outliving 3 of his children. His son Benedict died at 9 from a flood. His daughter Katelyn died at age 10 from measles. His daughter Serena died at age 49 in a car crash.
Elmer - Got the academic ribbon, died from gallbladder cancer at age 65. Was a marine biologist, then an architect. Had 7 lovers, and was friends with a bunch of elderly people for some reason. His son Farkle died at 5 from a whooping cough.
