Once Upon A Time, in a prison not so far away, like right next to your house, there was a girl who robbed many toilet shops. Sadly, she got caught because she decided to take a dump in the middle of a robbery. Anyways, she was in prison and her best friend decided to bust her out. She sent a "cake" with a bomb and knives and other weapons. The guard brought her the cake her friend sent her and since she was so hungry she dug her head in the cake and she coincidentally had matches in her younger, she kicked the fuse on the bomb and it exploded in her face. Her body parts were scattered around the Earth- today we have only found her big toe, three teeth, and belly button.
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