A summer morning i wake up around 10am, i run out quickly out of my room because i was late to summer school, yeah i failed so what im escupida anyway my dominican mom shouts at me "muchacha del coño date rápido" i get dressed i put my old asx shoes and i head out to breakfast, the bus had already left (ese mardito viejo tanto que le dan cualto)
my mom had to take me out which i dont understand why didnt she wake me up but she always is just thinking about herself anywho she had to take me so i run down to get breakfast and it was a peace of bread and chocolate which is hot coco, i was so fast to leave that me meti ese pedazo de pan en la garganta y le tire chocolate a eso y me añugue obiamente my mom was talking to her sugar daddy so she didn't notice just yet, by the time she noticed i was about to deguabinarme until she came y me dio el tayaso de mi vida pero gracia a jesucristo i got so through it out and wasn't able to go to school but went shopping with my moms sugar daddy 😋
Anyway moral of the story no se añuguen y coman alpaso y dont go to school, okay okay gracia
Muah besos
Baca.
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ME ANTRAGANTE CON UN PAN
Humorthis story talks about how i almost died eating a pan (based on a tru stori 🤞) its in english the first part, y la segunda en español so if you dont understand te jodiste Credits por la fea foto: amigo isabella (PS: this is just a whole funny stor...
