Vessel's Blessing on This Wonderful World

Day Four- PoH

This chapter is basically a side story, where you will sometimes actually talk, for memes.

'Hey, I have enough skill points to finally get Shade Lord, that's cool! I hope this power boost is worth all the grinding!'

You click the skill on your card, before hearing a song, as you fall unconscious in your room.

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You awaken to see to Vengefly King's flying around an arena...

"Fuck..."

Wait a second

"Holy sheeeeeeet, my voice! I haven't heard it in so long!"

The vessel jumps around happily at hearing its own voice, before turning to the screen.

"Ahem, fuck you author for taking that away for so long!"

Ehh?

"Now, let's do this!" The vessel leaps towards the Vengeflys, and starts furiously swinging their nail.

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"What is up, it is your boy, VesselSlayer445 and today, I'm bringing you, a live report of Vessel Number 78, also known as Y/n!" A weird gold head guy can be seen narrating as a vessel is killing a large bug in the back ground.

"You see, this mortal believes it can kill the glorious gods of Hallownest! Isn't that hilarious!" A 70's sitcom laugh track can be heard, "That's not all, as you can see, they are currently fighting a Mawlek." The vessel is slammed by a large amount of Orange Juice. "Ouch, I wouldn't like that for breakfast."

The fight with the Mawlek rages on, with Y/n slowly taking the upper hand against the large bug. Slamming his nail repeatedly into its side.

Until eventually, Y/n can be seen trying to run as the Mawlek jumps into the air and landing on Y/n.

"Yikes, that had to be a new experience, but not a Golden one!" The man recording the fight laughs at his own joke, as the fight continues.

The Vessel can be seen finally taken victory, after a harsh beating.

"It seems the mortal has beat yet another god! Sadly, that won't be it's last in this pantheon! They will now be fighting... Drumroll please... NAILMASTER ORO AND MATO!"

A crappy air-horn sound effect is heard, as the people cheer in the background.

the vessel can be seen faceplanting into the bath as it tries to clean the experience out of its mind.

You had been here since you clicked on Shade Lord. You may have jumped the gun a little. You now had to fight through the Pantheon of Hallow nest, which wasn't a fun time. As seen by the one fight that haunted you now, hours later.

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"Dor-Marmu! I've come to bargain!"

Marmu then can be seen crushing Y/n at a very high velocity, sending You back to the beginning of the trials.

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Well, at least it was better than Hornet...

You can still hear her yelling Shaw...