The Family And Their Proxy

Shopping

There was a girl named Sonya.

Sonya loved the creepypastas as family, but her dad is Laughing Jack, and her 'brother' (Slendy made us have the same blood, dunno why) Jeffrey.

Jeffrey's a dick, and L.J is awesome. My life story.

~At le mansion, in le living room, with Sonya, and Dickrey~

Sonya: *is reading a book from her laptop*

Dickrey: I'm booooOOOOOORED!

Sonya: k, cool

Dickrey: Bitch

Sonya: Dick

Ben: BITCHES AND DICKS *jumps out of TV and faceplants on floor*

Dickrey: Elf boy!

Sonya: Oh look, it's elf shit (She's negative towards people but L.J and the main proxies)

Ben: Please be nicer~ *he said, as he hugged her behind*

Sonya: TOUCH ME AGAIN, AND YOU BURN IN HELL WITH DICKREY!!

Ben: *let's go and backs away slowly*

Sonya: That's right, go away

Dickrey: Are you on your period?

Sonya: No

Dickrey: Cuz I see a pissed off face

Sonya: Jeff, I'm not on my period

Jeff: Are you suuuuurrrreeee?

Sonya: YES DICKHEAD

Jeff: ... *backs away slowly*

Slendy: Sonya I need a favor *teleports right next to her*

Sonya: Yes sir? *looks up from her laptop

Slendy: Can you pick up some groceries for me? We're running low on food

Sonya: Sure *shuts down laptop, and closes it* Where's the list?

Slendy: Right here, oh, and Toby's going with you

Sonya: Done *balls up paper, and throws it at Jeff, hitting him in the face*

Slendy: Please, take Toby, he's bored

Sonya: I'm not letting a mental person go in a store with me

Toby: I HEARD THE WORD NAMED 'STORE'!!!

Sonya: *facepalm* omfg...

Slendy: Just this one time, Sonya

Sonya: *sighs angrily* fine *gets up and goes to her room*

Jeff: Can you not make her my sister?

Slendy: I just made you two siblings so you'll get along

Jeff: It ain't workin' tho

Slendy: It'll work soon

Jeff: Nope *goes to his room*

Slendy: -_-

Sonya: *comes downstairs with Toby hanging on her leg*

Toby: YAAAAYY BOREDOM CAN BE VANQUISHED!!!

Sonya: kill me, please..

~at le mall with Tobias and Sonya-kun~

Toby: Can I go to the arcade?!

Sonya: *sighs* yes Toby..

Toby: YAY!! *runs to arcade*

Sonya: *is reading a small book while shopping*

Some dude: Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cuz yo-

Sonya: Please don't *has her hand over his mouth* Nobody uses stupid pick-up lines anymore *walks away from him*

Some dude: D:

~le some tiem later~

Sonya: *is still reading the book as she puts stuff in the cart*

Another dude: Oi! It's sexy! Can I have a-

Sonya: No *walks away*

Another dude: D:

~le more tiem later~

Sonya: *Toby's next to her and the dudes are death glaring at Toby, while Toby looks back in fear*

Toby: S-sonyaaaa, people are scaring me aaaggaaiinnn..!

Sonya: *looks at the dudes* shrug it off *continues reading book*

Toby: D:

Dudes: >:c

Toby: *throws a chocolate bar at them* Go awAY!

Sonya: *finishes checking out groceries* C'mon Toby!

Toby: O-ok! *runs to the car*

~at le mansion~

Sonya: *still reads book*

Slendy: How was shopping~?

Sonya: Some dudes started doing stupid shit around me, and they scared Toby

Slendy: o

Dickrey: I WANNA GO SHOPPING, SLENDY!!!!!

Slendy: Sonya, woul-

Sonya: NO!!!