Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Toddler! Waluigi x Fem! (Og! Wah) [Adorable]

Waluigi was officially the most adorable thing (Y/n)'d ever seen.

He was small and was wearing diapers because some dummy took his strange potion recipe (from the Doctor Mario mangas) from years ago and turned him into a toddler.

(Y/n) had to look after him while Wario was off yelling at E. Gadd to make an antidote for it.

So she was stuck with a small Waluigi who threw tantrums over the stupidest of stuff. Like for example he got mad because a person in the television was giving him looks and he threw a shoe at the screen.

Same old Waluigi.

"Hey champ what are you doing?" (Y/n) asks as she peeks over the small child's shoulder,

"Dwawing." Waluigi replies as he grabs a different coloured crayon, "I'm not finished." He puts a small hand over (Y/n)'s mouth, "Come back later."

"Ok." (Y/n) rolls her eyes and sighs. She walks back over to the dining table and scrolls through her social media on her laptop to see a picture of Wario yelling at E. Gadd with the caption: 'This punk sucks.'

Classic Wario.

"I'm done!" Waluigi calls, (Y/n) sits up and walks over to the coffee table where Waluigi was seated at. He hands her a crudely drawn picture of her and a taller Waluigi holding hands with a heart around it.

(Y/n) blinks and looks over at Waluigi who was blushing madly, "You adorable little thing." She ruffles his hair and he giggles.

Waluigi raises his arms as a way of saying 'Pick me up', (Y/n) grabs her small boyfriend and lifts him up onto her hip,

"Taller." Waluigi says.

(Y/n) lifts him to onto her shoulders and Waluigi gives a look of pure disappointment.

"Too tall!"

(Y/n) takes him off her shoulders and brings him to her eyelevel, "Perferect!" (Y/n) tilts her head in confusion then she smiles and nuzzles his nose with her own.

"You can't flirt with me like this Wally."

"Don't care." Waluigi sticks out his tongue at (Y/n).

"Like you're adorable and all but I'd much prefer the tall moustached Waluigi." (Y/n) says.

Waluigi pouts and crosses his small baby arms.

"I hate being so small."

"But it makes it easier for me to tease you."

Waluigi growls cutely and (Y/n) fangirls internally.

"Someone ask for an antidote?" the shaky voice of E. Gadd asks from the doorways,

"GIMME!" Waluigi yells as he makes a grabbing motion with his hands.

Wario snatches the bottle of antidote from E. Gadd and shoves him out of the warehouse.

"Here bro." Wario hands the bottle to Waluigi and he grabs it.

(Y/n) puts him down on the ground.

Waluigi drinks the potion and he reverts back to his normal self.

"Hah! It's good to be back baby!" he poses and grins.

"Aww but you were so cute." (Y/n) pouts, Waluigi frowns and grabs her shoulders, "But I like this you more."

"Good." He gives her a kiss then lets go of her, "Now let's clear up the mess I made."

A/n: Hah two more oneshots because my internet is back up. :) But I really need to write some more even if my classes be giving me a lot of crap to do but whatever. See you guys later.