luna, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
amelia: Hey.
lucia: Hi.
king: Hello.
wionna: Hey!
luna: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
hooty: We were out of Doritos.
*The squad is over at luna's house*
amelia: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
luna: ... N-No...
luna, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
amelia, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
lucia: I see a-
luna, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
amelia: Oh, well I-
luna: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
luna, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
king: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
wionna: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
luna: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
luna: I am someone who owns four ovens...
luna, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
luna: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
hooty, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
luna:
amelia: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
luna:
luna, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
amelia: Don't you mean plan B?
luna: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
lucia: What about plan D?
luna: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
king: What about plan E?
luna: I'm hoping not to use it. wionna dies in plan E.
hooty: I like plan E
lillith, negotiating with eda: We have luz. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
luz: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
lillith:
luz: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
lillith: LUZ STOP
lillith: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
eda: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
luz: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
king: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
lillith: *Screams*
eda: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
luz: Should we do something?!
king, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
lillith: eda isn't answering their phone
luz: I'll call
lillith: king and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
eda: Hello?
lillith: Dammit, eda!
eda: What?! It wasn't me!
lillith: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, luz!
luz: Not me either.
lillith: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
king: *whistles*
lillith, eda, and luz are sitting on a bench
king: Why do you guys look so sad?
lillith: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*king sits down*
eda: The bench is freshly painted.
luz: Why are lillith and eda sitting with their backs to each other?
king: They had a fight.
luz: Then why are they holding hands?
king: They get sad when they fight.
lucia: I told amelia their ears flush when they lie.
eda: Why?
lucia: Look.
lucia: Hey amelia! Do you love us?
amelia, covering their ears: No.
eda:
lucia, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
amelia, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
lucia: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
amelia: lucia no.
eda: Mistlefoe.
amelia: Please stop encouraging them.
