peppa woke up. it is an ordinary playgroup day.
she gets up from her bunk bed and backflips off
"GEORGE YOU LAZY PIECE OF BACON GET UP" peppa screamed drop kicking george
"ow ok" geog shouted
"KIDS GET UP RIGHT NOW OR I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH A DAGGER" daddy pig shouted
"WHAT THE HECK OK FINE IM GETTING UP" peppa screamed
geog ran downstairs and so did peppa
"i made ur favorite bacon pancakes." mommy pig says
"EWWWWWWWWWW" geog said
"yum ok" peppa said
peppa eats it all including geog s pancakes.
"ok I'm going to school." geog and peppa shouted in sync "bye"
"awesome ok" daddy pig shouted happily
when they got to playgroup peppa shouted "WHAT THE HECK I HATE PLAYGROUP WHY DOES IT EDIST IT SHOULD DROWN IN HECK I DONT EVEN WANT A PLAYGROUP STAR OMG THE QUESTIONS ARE SO EASY WHY DOES PLAYGROUP COME INTO THIS WORLD IT SHOULD OF BEEN THROWN IN A DITCH INSTEAD"
"shut up" Suzy screamed
"bruhhh" geog said
"hiiii" rebecca said
"SHUUUUUT" peppa shouted stomping on rebeccas vocal cords
"OK FINE LETS JUST GO IN PLAYGROUP ALREADY" Rebecca screamed
"uh hi guys I'm madame gazelle and I have an ak-47 I mean we have a new pupil" madame gazelle said nervously
"ooo can we see him" peppa said
"ok come in DANNY POG"
"wait isn't he already apart of our playgroup" suzy asked
"Danny pog yeah his names Danny dog tho" madame gazelle
"what the heck im already a p u p i l" danny dog shouted
"ill take that pupil out of your eye socket if you don't introduce yourself" madame gazelle said calmly
"fine ok I'm Danny dog and I like to play fortnite especially at 3am and when I lose I punch my screen ten times and the computer generates back so ya I have unlimited source of computer." Danny dog says
"more information" madame gazelle says
"ok" danny says "when I was geog s age I killed 27 children, 10 pets and 30 adults with a glock. don't ask how I learned to use it my mother taught me."
peppa blushes "wow he's hot"
"and also I watched happy tree friends when I was 1 and it got me into liking death." Danny describes "plus fort knight is also a killing game since your shooting little kids with guns and doing a stupid dance after it. also I have a crush but I'm not telling who because y'all idiots"
"omg it might be me" Rebecca thinks
"it's me for sure" Suzy thinks
"ITS GOTTA BE ME SINCE IM A PERFECT LITTLE BRAT" peppa thinks
"omg ok that was a lot of talking GO TO YOUR STUPID SEAT" madame gazelle says.
"ok yay" danny sits near peppa
peppa blushes extreme
"OMG WHAT THE HECK SCHOOL IS ALREADY DONE OMG ok y'all are excused" madame gazelle whispers extremely calmly
"wait" peppa thinks" "if we all have human teeth without the sharp teeth are we all vegan?"
tbc
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PEPPA X DANNY, DANNY X WENDY OR PEPPA X WENDY
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