The Love Debate // Jamilton

Camping (debate class pt. 2)

This is badly written and full of inside jokes so don't read!

"Because tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent. So, grab your sleeping bags, a pillow, and a friend." Thomas relayed to Alex, Laurens, Washington, and Don Don. "This is going to be awesome!" Alex was super excited for this camping trip with all of his buddies, but most importantly, with his love.

The party trekked through the confusing forest until they ultimately got lost. They had to stop and ask Gary, some guy from Otisville. For some reason Don Don kept flirting with Gary. Thomas spotted the campsite and started to build the tent. "I think this goes- no it goes here." Alex stood up, taking pride in his tent that he built all by himself. Washington stepped out of his and Don Dons tent, ready for the afternoon activities.

Everyone decided to go kayaking, until Don Don pitched a huge tantrum because he was fat pregnant and didn't want to go. So, everyone agreed on just going ahead and setting up the picnic table for a dinner date. Thomas and Washington cooked hot dogs, Mac n cheese, and BEANS.

Thomas and Alex sat across from Washington and Don Don. Laurens sat on the floor. "It's ok guys, look I found a turtle!" He flopped on the dirt next to the turtle pee. Washington called Laurens gay. Laurens got suspiciously defensive, "I'm not gay! I hang out with girls everyday!" Alex laughed at his friend, and grabbed Thomas' hand. The meal was going perfect until- "GEORGE MY WATER BROKE!" Don Don had the baby on the hotdogs. It flew out and landed. Washington was ecstatic. "Let's name it mike!" Don Don gasped, "wow I was thinking the same thing!"

Everything was going great. Thomas and Alex were named the Godparents of Mike. Washington and Don Don were so happy with their new baby. All was fine until, "BUT GEORGE I LOVED YOU!" Joe had somehow gotten to the campsite. He pulled out a fish from his backpack, and slapped Washington across the face. Joe summoned his defender and they began to fight. His defender was Lexa or whatever. She pulled out an axe and began swinging. Thomas and Alex had decided to take Mike and leave to safety.

The fight continued. "You know, things aren't always sweet!" Washington and Don Don were fighting as hard as they could, but they were weak against Joe and Lexa. Lexa was now on top of Don Don punching him in the face over and over. Joe had a hold of Washington and was spitting in his face. Washington eventually got away from Joe, and grabbed Don Don. They locked arms and began to spin around. Lexa and Joe knew this move and knew they were in trouble. The triple spin knock out was unsurvivable. There was only one known survivor, and that was Kaylon. Although she survived, it effected her immensely. She now has mental disabilities. Washington let go and immediately knocked out Joe. Lexa was in the corner, dead. Don Don walked up to Joe, and took a pee.

"Wow that was intense." Alex whispered to Thomas. Thomas was staring at Alex intensely. He dropped Mike on his head and hugged Alex. "Please don't ever cheat on me," Thomas pleaded, "I can't live without you." Alex smiled. "Never."