i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story

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@laurenjauregui: i like when you get mad

@billieeilish: i guess i'm pretty glad that you're alone 😏

@bananaeater20: so i'm 34 weeks pregnant today 🤰

@dinahjane: holy fuck.

@bradsimpson: 😍😍

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laurenjauregui: I can't believe how no ones talking about how billie eilish has commented on my post.

dinahjane: lauren we just don't care

laurenjauregui: oh

bananaeater20: i care and lolo i'm happy for you

laurenjauregui: Thanks Camz

laurenjauregui: BUT OMF OSSKJDJDJDK BILLIE EILISJ SKSJIWIWNAHAHAHBSHDHDIDIEKEISJ

dinahjane: okay lauren that's enough

laurenjauregui: OAKSSJDJEJOWOSFJFHHFDJ

normanik: But ugh Billie is so fine

laurenjauregui: RIGHT

laurenjauregui: The gay side of me can't take it 😩😩

bananaeater20: i heard a rumor that she was gay

laurenjauregui: REALLY???

normanik: YALL

normanik: IMAGINE BILLIE KISSING A GIRL IM NOT OKAY

bananaeater20: STOP THIS GC IS SO GAY ALLY IM SO SORRY

dinahjane: okay maybe that is kind of hot

dinahjane: ally doesn't exist right now

bananaeater20: omg what did you do to her

dinahjane: mila i didn't do-

bananeater20: i didn't know you were so evil dinah jeez

dinahjane: but

normanik: yeah dinah i know ally may be short but you don't have to be mean about it

dinahjane: what?

laurenjauregui: Jeez Dinah, sometimes you have to calm down, tone it down a bit.

dinahjane: i didn't do anything you fucking pricks

laurenjauregui: LOL

normanik: i love y'all omg

dinahjane: i'm hoping that was specifically towards me 😒😒

normanik: i love you guys and also dinah because she's a overdramatic bitch

dinahjane: :')

jesus_lover: I was taking a shit sorry guys

dinahjane: ally cursed?

jesus_lover: oh FUCK lord i am so sorry i fucked up huh

jesus_lover: SHIT

jesus_lover: OH MY GOD

jesus_lover: i need to pray.

dinahjane: LMAO

dinahjane: GIRL JUST CURSED 4 TIMES IN 20 SECONDS

normanik: she isn't okay

normanik: i wish i could meet her 🙁

dinahjane: she still thinks you're a crusty old man

normanik: ally if you see this just know that if we meet i am NOT going to sexually harass you i'm just a teenager and i believe we're a rising friend group we're gonna fuck bitches up together okay

laurenjauregui: Well said Mani

bananaeater20: 👍

laurenjauregui: WAIT CODE RED

bananaeater20: WHAT

laurenjauregui: I JUST CHECKED MY DMS BILLIE EILISH MESSAGED ME

dinahjane: NO WAY

bananaeater20: WHAT DID SHE SAY

laurenjauregui: SHE JUST SAID YO 😫😫

laurenjauregui: MY INNER GAY IS COMING OUT

dinahjane: i never thought i'd see lauren having a gay panic attack before

bananaeater20: you'll fangirl over her but not me

laurenjauregui: WHAT DO I SAY ??!?

dinahjane: bitch just say hi back

laurenjauregui: KAKAKSJDJFJFJFNNJSKWIWOEIRUF *dies*

dinahjane: i mean i get the hype but do you really have that big of a crush on miss eilish

laurenjauregui: SHE IS SO DADDY

normanik: 🤨

bananaeater20: 🤨

dinahjane: LMAO

dinahjane: FUCKING BOTTOM

bananaeater20: i feel like if billie was gay she'd definitely be a bottom so it shows..

laurenjauregui: That's so not true billie gives off such daddy vibes

dinahjane: she really doesn't

laurenjauregui: Whatever, that's your guys opinion 🤷🏽‍♀️

laurenjauregui; I hate you all.

dinahjane: 🖕

normanik: 🖕

bananeater20: 🖕

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**messages between billie and lauren**

billieeilish: yo

laurenjauregui: Hey

billieeilish: i'm having a party and you're invited? we've never really talked but you seem very cool 🙃

billieeilish: so you in or out

laurenjauregui: Fuck. I'm 100% in.

billieeilish: okay, i'll see you there on friday. 6:00pm, 7070 north boulevard street 

laurenjauregui: Okay :)