she looked at kfc man as he looked toward her, tears streaming down his face as he says "I have to." she grabs his arm, screaming "PLEASE DON'T. YOU KNOW SWITCHING TO GEICO CAN SAVE YOU 15 PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE"
"I HAVE TO" kfc man screams, tearing his arm away. He screams, "FUCK CAR INSURANCE IM COMMITTING SUICIDE ANYWAYS"
"NO" she screams, a single tear going down her cheek "MY CAR... IT DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GEICO CAR INSURANCE WHICH CAN SAVE US 15 PERCENT OR MORE."
"GOODBYE LMAO" he screams, driving her car into niagara falls.
-30 years later-
"rain go plip plop" she said, tears falling onto the ground. Ever since the incident, she has become completely dysfunctional. She still thinks her car is here. "Geico... can save us 15 percent on car insurance" she whispers
her tears stained her shirt, her eyes swollen and red. She looked up at the sky, letting the rain fall onto her face. "Ma'am... why did you punch a hole into the wall"
she dramatically ran out of the room, running as fast as she could. Her arms stretched out to both sides of her. Without knowing, she ran into a road, her eyes still closed. Suddenly, she heard the sound of a cars wheels, an engine. She opened her eyes and screamed.
Looking over, she looked into the car. Someone was sitting in there, perfectly calm as it barreled into her. Her body flew 2843029348 meters, and she went completely unconscious. the world faded into darkness.
Waking up, her eyes shuttered. Her entire body was so sore, and her ass kinda hurt. But a miracle had happened; she was still alive. And someone was standing over her. Looking up, she saw someone she thought she would never see again.
"Geico lizard... is that you?" she asked, reaching a shaky arm toward him. His webbed hand grabbed her hands, and he said "Yes. It is me, m'lady.
*dramatic music plays*
Kissing her hand, she magically healed with only the power of geico. The two walked out of the hospital singing, "Did you know switching to Geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance?"
-10 years later-
they got married lol
(based on a true story)
