One day....
It was raining.
And Petunia was getting fucked in the butthole like always.
But this time it was different.
He was different.
He was smarter.
He was funnier.
He was wayyyyyyyyyy more handsome then most of the guys she did a one nighter with.
After they were done he turned towards her and looked her in the eyes.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, bitch?" He asked her.
Petunia looked away, and blushed. "Oh gosh... I don't fucking know... Maybe..." She looked up at him and smiled.
"Well bitch... I do....." He leaned over to kiss her again...
"Wow..." She sighed smiling.
Right before he reached her lips slenderman jumped out of the fucking closet, wearing a fucking rainbow suit and glittery nail polish. "BITCH YOU WANT SOME GAY BACAAAANNNNN!!!???"
The beautiful boy jumped at the scary monster and tried to save Petunia. "RUNNNNN BITCH RUNNN!!!" He screamed.
Petunia didn't run though. That bitch loved the beautiful boy and couldn't live without knowing he was going to be okay.
Slenderman slapped the beautiful boy until the boy died.
*Petunia cries*
"OH NO BITCH LOOKS LIKE LOVER BOY IS FUCKING DEAD." Slenderman yells.
What happens next?
We may never know...
JUST KIDDING BITCH.
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahhahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahha. NO BITCH.
NO.
JE LEEST
The peculiar tales of Petunia
RomancePetunia ain't dead bitch. She simply fell over. And got fucked in the ass. ANYWHORE, these are the tales of Petunia and how she liked to get fucked....in the ass.... ALSO THERE'S SLENDERMAN!!
