Once upon a fuckin' time...
Petunia died.
THE END BITCH.
Just kidding.
BITCH PETUNIA AIN'T DEAD. SHE NEVER DIES.
So one day Petunia was at the park when she saw another one of her fuckboys.
But she saw an ice cream stand.
Yummy. She thought.
Never had she seem ice cream look so good.
She ran over to dat ass cream thang and ate it all up.
On her way from running back she tripped.
Slenderman saw the opportunity to walk up to Petunia and fuck her in da ass.
She died.
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JUST KIDDING BITCH PETUNIA AIN'T DEAD!!!!!
Petunia got up and looked at Slenderman.
"Bitch you want dis." She said and slapped her butt, frowning.
"Yeah bitch." He smiled at her with his nonexistent mouth.
She did a ninja move thingy and kicked him in the ass.
Slenderman fell down and cried like a baby.
"YOU AIN'T MY BABY DADDY!!!" Petunia screamed and rode off into the sunset on a magic horse named Senõr Doormatt.
JE LEEST
The peculiar tales of Petunia
Storie d'amorePetunia ain't dead bitch. She simply fell over. And got fucked in the ass. ANYWHORE, these are the tales of Petunia and how she liked to get fucked....in the ass.... ALSO THERE'S SLENDERMAN!!
