The Bread Fic

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Phil rushed to the living room shouting at Dan " MAKE ME SOME BREAD!" Dan replied with "Sure baby, ill make you some homemade bread." Dan headed to the kitchen and got out the ingredients, Yeast, Flour and water. He slowly poured the water into his favourite black bowl then added the yeast mixture to the clear water. Phil who was walking past the hallway into his room entered the kitchen to see Dan licking the yeast and water mixture of the spoon. Once Phil saw this he stared at Dan and mocked "That's fucking disgusting Dan." Dan moaned and whispered into Phil's ear " I know but I love the texture against my tounge it feels so good." Phil gave Dan the look of disgust then exited the kitchen to head to his room. Dan slowly put the mixture into a deep pan and set the timer for a hour then went to Phil's room to eat some Doritos while he waited. 

One hour passed and Dan rushed to the kitchen and took the steaming hot bread out of the oven and left it onto the kitchen counter whilst it was cooling. After Dan got impatient he thought to himself " I could improve this bread if I added my special ingredient." Dan cut a Circle into the bread then added the special ingredient and thought to himself " that's better it will be more squidgy and moist for Phil now." Dan ventured out to Phil's room and saw him crying on his bed with millions of tissues scattered around him. Dan shook Phil and mentioned to him how he had made bread and it would make him feel a lot better. Phil sat up and sliced the bread and took a bite and responded to Dan " This is amazing Dan how did you make it so gooey in the middle and how does it taste so nice!" Dan replied to Phil saying " Its MY special ingredient Phil, ill make you some more if you like." Phil gazed at Dan's face and said " We can both make some bread together if you like." Dan hopped into Phil's bed and said " Yes we can, we can make some bread together all night." Phil liked what Dan was thinking and headed to the kitchen to make some of the yeast mixture that Dan was making earlier, brought it back into his room and poured it all over his body saying "Lets make bread together Dan, lets make bread all night." 

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