i woke up to my cats butt in my face ew
i got up and ran to Applebee's to get a job.
that's when i saw him. MY LOVER PIE BABY BOY FAT MAN 😍😍😍😍
he turned around and his shiny bald head flashed in my eyes and blinded me so i fell into a grandma with cataracts.
Bertram was such a hottie. i walked over and put my hands in his beard and they got stuck.
i tried to yank em out but he tooted in a grandpapas face 🐋💨
i kissed him and my braces got stuck on his lip and blood gushed out like a fountain what the chicken
that's when he.....
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LOL CLIFFHANGER YALLLLL BYE
