please let me preface this by saying i don't ship krattcest. i think it's disgusting, and it's even worse when you take into account the fact that martin and chris are based off of real brothers. that being said, i'm gonna waste my time making fun of people who really ship it !! :)
Martin opened his eyes slowly, as the gleaming light shined into his eyes. He stuck his hand out to shield himself from the blinding sun. "Chris?" Martin inquired, but he heard no response. His brunette brother was sleeping soundly next to him. Martin let out a lengthy sigh as he squirmed out of bed, careful not to wake up Chris.
Martin walked into the kitchen and went to grab the pancake mix from the cupboard but suddenly a lemur stole it from his grasp. "Say martin, are you making food for Chris??" The lemur rejoiced. Martin blinked a few times before finally replying, "Zoboo, I thought you're not able to speak until you ate?"
"Well, I can I just choose not to."
"Why wouldn't you tell us that?"
"You act like i'm crazy for wanting free food!"
Martin rolled his eyes at their lemur before stealing the pancake mix from his small hand. "Let me make dinner for my boyfrien- I mean brother.. my brother friend.." Martin chimed. Zoboo leaped away and left Martin alone in the kitchen to make the pancakes.
Martin shoveled a few cups of pancake mix into a bowl with about a half cup of water. Martin honestly had little clue as to how much he was supposed to put into his bowl, usually it was Chris who made the food, who was usually so used to making it that he threw away the directions. Martin shrugged as he continued to mix the batter together, creating a doughy mess. He went over to the fridge to get some water, and poured in about like 2 cups, or he atleast thought it was two cups. "What am I doing... I'm a terrible boyfriend... This is gonna taste worse than when Jimmy made me fish and chips..." Martin mumbled.
"You didn't like my fish and chips dude?" Said a voice, Martin turned around to see none other than the redheaded doofus himself, Jimmy Z.
"Sorry.. I'm trying to make pancakes for Chris but i just don't think I'm doing it right."
"YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY FISH AND CHIPS??"
"Why are you getting so heated about that? they were awful."
"But Avi said she liked them!"
"Avi literally is your girlfriend man, of course she said she liked them."
With that Jimmy had enough of Martin's sh*t. Jimmy clenched his fist and wound up to punch Martin square in his gigantic mouth, which to nobody's surprise was still open. Martin fell back into the table, from where he grabbed his pancake mix bowl and dumped it on Jimmy's head.
"Martin??" Said a very familiar voice. Jimmy and Martin both paused their brawl for their gaze to be brought to the brunette brother. Jimmy squinted at the figure, before shrugging and kicking Martin in the balls, and then proceeded to walk away.
"Martin?? are you okay??"
"Yeah.. I-I'm fine.. Chris..."
"Baby... I'm sorry, what happened?"
"I.. I just wanted to make you birthday breakfast..."
Chris's eyes went wide before he pulled his boyfriend into a hug and kissed his forehead.
"I love you Martin Kratt."
"I... Love you too... Chris Kratt."
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