他和我 ( him and I )

第一集

"You!" I yelled as I walked into my room. 

In my bed was one of my shiny black haired, pale skinned, unhealthily skinny models next to my now officially ex-boyfriend Li Jian. 

"You bastard!" I said, charging towards him at full force. 

He ran out of the bed in his checkered boxers, with only one black sock on his right foot. "Ahhh, Li Wei I can explain!" he pleaded, "Hua just came to..." he'd run out of excuses on the first try. 

"To what?!" I asked, now chasing him with a duster, "Get out of here you dirty pig! Get out! Get out!" I shouted at the top of my lungs as he jumped into his black jeans still running away from me. 

"Li Wei, be reasonable." He said, trying to coax me as he made his way out while throwing on a Joy Division T-shirt. "Li Wei, plea––" 

I slammed the door in his face. 

He started knocking desperately at the door. "宝贝 [baby], please!" 

I tried to ignore his incessant knocking and sorry yelling. 

"Please, at least give me a coat! It's freezing outside!" 

At that moment I noticed Hua standing in the corner of my room in a slip dress. I immediately pushed her out, opening the door and sending her into the hallway with Li Jian. "Here!" I said, "She can keep you warm, like she did when she was covering you on our bed, you bastard!" I screamed as slammed the door, immediately sinking to the ground exhausted. 

"宝贝！Li Wei!" He was knocking again. "我的手机！[My phone!]" 

I went looking for his phone. 

"Please, it's in my coat on the sofa!" 

I grabbed the coat and walked over to the door. 

"Please, Li Wei––" 

I opened the door, forcefully handing him his coat. "Come back tomorrow to get your stuff." I said before once again shutting the door. 

I walked over to the sofa and fell back onto it with a sigh just as someone began knocking once again at my door. 

"Go away!" I yelled. 

The knocking continued. 

"I said come back tomorrow Li Wei!" 

The knocking wouldn't stop. 

I finally got up from the sofa and opened the door. Before me was a delivery guy. He was intimidatingly tall and well built. 

"You ordered two boxes of fried chicken and a bottle of Cola?" He asked, looking for some sort of confirmation. 

"Wrong apartment." I said, closing the door. 

The knocking began once again. 

"What?!" I asked, opening the door once more. 

"I'm sorry, but I'm positive this is the right apartment. It says here: apartment five." He handed me a receipt with my apartment number and address. 

"Well, I didn't order anything." I said, annoyed. 

"Listen, I have to leave the food with you either way. The order was addressed to this apartment and you already paid." 

"Fine, whatever." I said, snatching the paper bag from his hand. 

"Miss" he said, before I could close the door. "Are you alright?" 

I laughed. My humor broken from the hysteria of coming home and finding my boyfriend in bed with another woman. 

He joined me, scared by my sudden laughing outburst.