So, I was just walking along in my front yard minding my own business, when all the sudden this Vicious Human-Eating Ninja CHIPMUNK OF DOOM jumped out our of tree and a landed right in front of me. Then it opened it's mouth and made a weird squeaking noise. I think it was trying to roar or growl or something but it really wasn't that scary or impressive. Then it looked down at me and just kinda stared at me, then it shrieked and curled into a ball, just about the size if a football. I couldn't resist, I lined myself up with it, took a few steps back, ran forward and kicked it so hard it flew over the house. I ran around the house and the Vicious Human(Not chicken)-Eating Ninja CHIPMUNK OF DOOM had landed right in the chicken pen, where it was being chased by the chickens. So I grabbed my bow and my quiver of blunt arrows, nocked it, took careful aim, released the arrow and hit the Vicious Human-Eating Ninja CHIPMUNK OF DOOM square in the forehead. It dropped like a rock. Then I yelled "ABOUT FACE!" and the chickens lined up in a neat line. I walked up and picked up the Vicious Human-Eating Ninja CHIPMUNK OF DOOM and we had it for dinner.
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