[River and Zipper have become roommates and we were given a front seat to the drama, or more realistically the craziness]
River: *Lying on her bed face down* *Groans*
Zipper: [Writing stuff for journal 9]
River: *Groans louder*
Zipper:[Turns to isabella] Yes?
River: *Groans very loudly and obnoxiously*
Zipper:[Puts down journal]You need a hug?
River: *Lifts head and looks at sophia* MABBBYYYEEEEEEEE >:(
Zipper:c'mere [Holds arms out]
River: *Runs up to her then trips and falls* *Looks up* THERE'S ONLY 5 PAGES LEFT IN MY BOOK AND THERE ARE 5 MILLION PROBLEMS THEY NEED TO SOLVE!!!!!
Zipper:waw
River: i also have a lot of homework and it's all due tomorrow *Puts on giant hoodie in sadness*
Zipper: YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD??
River: yess...
Zipper:I HAVE A GROUP PROJECT
River:*Picks up cat and hides in hoodie* *Quitely* Wanna get McDonalds?
Zipper:Sure but you have to drive
River: You think I would let you drive? You would kill us both.
Zipper:[They flip isabella off]
River: *I'm sorry... :( I'll get you extra McNuggets?
Zipper:yes please (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥
River: LET US GO! *Walks out door*
Zipper: Um- (ㆆ_ㆆ)
River: *Walks back in* I need to put on pants.
Zipper:Me too- (╥︣ A ╥)
*They both get dressed and head to McDonalds*
*They get to McDonalds and there is a Karen in front of them*
Karen: I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU REALLY FED ME SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!! I MEAN I TOLD YOU I WAS ALLERGIC TO DAIRY!!LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!
Worker: I am sorry ma'am but you asked for extra cheese... I have it right here on your order...
Karen: *Grabs pen and crosses the cheese out* NOW THERE'S NOT! I WILL SUE YOU AND THIS MCDONALDS!
Zipper: (≖︵≖) Um excuse me ma'am.
Karen: WHAAAAAAT????!
Zipper:That worker did nothing wrong with your order, you ordered for extra cheese, they were just doing what you said.
Karen: HAHAHAHA YOU WANT ME TO SUE YOU TO?!?!?
Karen: WELL ONE I HAVE A DISEASE AND I CAN'T WEAR A MASk TWO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SEVEN, I WOULD BE SURPRISED IF YOU EVER HAD AN IPHONE!
Zipper:[They inhale,stare at the lady and promptly punch them in the face effectively knocking them over. They then walk up to the register and start ordering for them and River]
River: *Runs out of the car* I am SO sorry ma'am she can get a little out of control sometimes, *Looks at Zipper angrily* But to be honest you were being a little rude to both this nice worker and my friend.
Zipper:[Smiles at River while waiting for the food to come out so they can pay the worker]
Karen: EXCUSE ME?!?!? BUT I WAS JUST TRYING NOT TO GET POISONED!!!! YOU TWO GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!
River: YOU LITTLE- *Exhales* I'm sorry that you were born a Karen and will stay a Karen for the rest of your life now how 'bout you just leave before I let my friend at you again.
Zipper:[Walks out of the mcdonalds and gets in the car with 2 happy meals and 2 large fries.] Have a nice day sir
Karen: *Leaves angrily*
River: I am so sorry for that, here, what did this karen order?
Worker: Two big Macs, a large fry and a Chocolate Milkshake.
River: Here *Pays for the Karen*
Worker: Thank you so much I-
River: Hold on *Goes digging through her bag pulls out twenty five dollars* Here, this is all I can spare right now, but keep it. *Walks out*
[They sit in the parking lot eating their fries and nuggets until two am]
[Zipper and River are now open for asks!]
YOU ARE READING
The misadventures of Zipper and River
HumorWhat's a story without two roommates, a lot of writing, and a little bit of chaos. Written wIth my best friend @IzzysArt
