I'll always be your new kid

4th grade

It was an exciting day for Jerry! 4th grade was finally starting! He had gotten over the fact that Mr Walker wasn't going to be his teacher this year. It's okay though. Jerry's over him. That was soooo third grade anyway. He's out of Debby's class and on to explore more. As he enters the school and walks past the front office he notices somethings aloof. There's a new strange man sitting in the office. Jerry goes to investigate. He walks into the front office and to his surprise a broad middle aged man walks up and introduces himself. "Hi there! My name is Mr Ursillo. But you can call me Mr U! I hear you were new to river valley last year! Guess what? This year, I'm a new kid too!" Jerry looks strangely at the man, strange, he thinks. But it was kind of intriguing. The first bell had already rang and he realized he needed to get his ass to class. To his disadvantage, he walked in a second after the bell rang. No one seemed to notice, so he assumed he was home free. Until a familiar annoying ass voice spoke up and said "HAAA! YOURE LATE!!! MRS WALKER!!! JERRY CAME IN LATE. IT REALLY DISRUPTED MU LEARNING!" Mrs Walker looked up at the boy, it's gonna be a longgg year she thinks to herself. Jerry sits down next to some weird blonde kid. He kind of looked like chicken little. The day goes by mostly un eventful until the end of the day when they had to go to an assembly. You'll never guess what it was for... "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our new principal, Mr U!!" Clapping was heard through the gym and the strange man from before walked up to the front. Somehow Jerry couldn't take his eyes off of him. What was wrong with him?? Suddenly he felt a poke in his elbow. Ugh. It was Jaxon again. What did the bitch want now?? "Hey Jerry! I know you have a boner." Jerry looked back with a pissed off  look. He had no idea what this girls deal was with his genitals. Jerry and Jaxon started arguing. Jaxon was extremely determined and would not accept the fact that Jerry did not have a boner. Suddenly, a familiar face walks up. A face Jerry USED to know. He'd know that fugly beard anywhere. It was his ex, Mr Walker. Jerry thinks he should choke. Piece of shit. "Jerry, Jaxon, if you don't stop talking I'll call your parents" Jerry replied with "oh yeah? Try me bitch" then that mf with beard grabbed Jerry and Jaxon and brought them to the front office. He was about to pick up the phone when Mr U walked in. Mr Walker explained what he was doing, but Mr U stopped him. "Let it pass, I'll deal with them" Mr Walker rolled his eyes, "fineeee" as soon as Jerry, Jaxon, and Mr U were alone, Mr U spoke. "Jerry, I'm gonna let you off the hook. There's something about you I can't quite put my finger on with you. Jaxon, I will be contacting your mom unfortunately" Jaxon stomped her feet on the ground! "THIS IS FAVORITISM YOU KNOW!!!" And storms off to Ms Friend's room.