Geoff laid his back against the building, his skateboard leaned next to him with his green and blue backpack near his feet. He looked over to the next to him."Can you mow my lawn after school please?" Geoff's friend asked, Geoff nodded quickly.
"Yes no bother!" He was so excited to go to his friends house since he had heard his dad was a milf.
Geoff pulled up to his friends house with his friend in his green car realizing it was quite big. He looked up at the balcony, seeing Awsten, his dad, with a towel wrapped around his chest and a towel wrapped around his head. Geoff got out of the car.
"I'll be down in a min!" Awsten screamed before rushing back inside. He walked to the lawn setting up his stuff as his friend walked into the house,
"What the fuck, hes so hot." Geoff said to himself, removing his shirt to impress the boy with his large amount of chest hair. Awsten came down stairs in a red dress with yellow and pink and white elephants.
"Here's a lil snack." Awsten held out a plate with a donut.
"You're a snack," Geoff winked, going to take the donut before there was an interruption by a handsome man coming down the porch.
"Hey losers."
"Who the fuck is that?" Geoff asked, his eyes widening towards Awsten, frowning when Jawn responded,
"I'm his fiancé!" Geoff growled before walking away and looking at Awsten one last time,
"Let me know if you need a real man for ANYTHING." He got in his car and drove back home.
Once Geoff got home he decided to skateboard around town to think. All he felt was sorrow, he just wanted to date the cute boy, but some other guy got him instead. Geoff rode around, observing everything, gasping at the sight of Jawn on top of some man with long brown hair.
"Oh my god... He cheated." Geoff mumbled to himself before quickly riding his way back home to plan what he would do.
On the day of the wedding Geoff got into his car, quickly driving into the middle of the wedding. He hopped out and ran to Awsten.
"Why are you here?" Awsten asked, not remembering giving Geoff an invite.
"Don't marry him, he cheated on you.." Geoff sighed, placing his hands on Awsten's shoulders.
"Stand back boy I brought pepper spray." Jawn crossed his arms glaring at Geoff.
"The fact that you did that makes me cringe." Awsten rolled his eyes at Jawn, he was warming up to Geoff. He wanted to kiss him, his chest hair was so hot. Awsten wanted to love Geoff and his chest hair, he wanted to make Geoff his sons stepdad. Jawn sprayed Awsten in the eyes causing Geoff to gasp. He didn't have the time to fight Jawn. He picked Awsten up bridal style, putting him in his car and driving to the hospital.
Geoff had been waiting forever, waiting for the news from the doctor. Finally he came out of the doors,
"You can come see her, but we have sad news." Geoff was lead to a room where Awsten had a towel wrapped around his eyes.
"He's legally blind." Geoff frowned at the news, that sounds horrible. "Heres some medication." The doctor handed him medication before Geoff realized he had business to do.
"Be back in a sec." Geoff ran back to the wedding to Jawn, a stabbing him with a lawn tool.
And they lived happily ever after