Jokes Part 6

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Anti-Uynm: NO NOT TIME

Brain: MY BRAIN

Brains Brain: THIS HURTS MY BRAIN

Brains Brains Brain: THIS HURTS ME

How many Brains are there

All For Brains: All The Brains

None of the Brains

Brains For All: Any Of The Brains

Nope

Anti-Uynm: Are You Gonna Help Me

Nah

Anti-Uynm: I HAVE TO COOK FOOD FOR LIKE 30 PEOPLE

You mean like 15+ right

Anti-Uynm: THATS WHAT I MEAN

Just use shad-

Anti-Uynm: NO NARUTO

Yes Naruto

Todoroki: Why Naruto

Izuku: Whats Naruto

Momo: Whens Naruto

Oh god damn it

Anti-Uynm: And now everyone is here

Not everyone

Momo: most of everyone

Midoriya: Anti-Uynm Whens Food Done

Anti-Uynm: Never

Todoroki: Thats not nice

Anti-Uynm: I never said I was nice

*Uynm 2.0 Walks In With A Book*

Uynm 2.0: IM BACK

F*CK

Uynm 2.0: YOU

NO

Anti-Uynm: Drama

We are not on a island

Anti-Uynm: can we be

*Completely Ignores The Fact Everyone Is Raiding The Kitchen*

Uynm 2.0: HEY GIVE ME THAT

Todoroki: MY APPLE PIE

Since when were you obsessed with apple pie

Uynm 2.0: when Todoroki programmed me

What... why would you let Todoroki do that

Uynm 2.0: He shot me with a sleeping dart

Little violent

Todoroki: This wouldn't be The Most Violent House without that

I don't want the house to fall again....

*Phil Swift Saw The Door In Half*

THAT WAS JUST FIXED

Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS DOOR IN HALF

Anti-Uynm: I can see that

Phil Swift: NOW IMA SAW THIS ANTI-UYNM IN HALF

Anti-Uynm: OH SH*T *Runs At The Speed Of Light*

Where the hell do I get these

Brain: you get it from your Cursed As* Mind

Thats half true

Momo: wait your mind is cursed

Yes and no

Brain: very much so

ITS NOT ENTIRELY CURSED

Brain: It Is

I need a break....

*Yeets Brain Out Of Head*

Thats better

Brain: HEY LET ME BACK IN THERE

*The Struggle of Brain vs Muscle Begins*

Momo: isn't it Brain vs Brawn

How do I spell that

Momo: -_- Your An Idiot

I Know *Smiles*

Todoroki: Double Idiot

Hey thats rude

Uynm 2.0: Its The Truth

The Truth Can Hurt

Anti-Uynm: It Can?

Are you the Double Idiot

Anti-Uynm: No?

Ok...

Midoriya: SOMEONE MAKE SOME GOD DAMM FOOD

No

Midoriya: Yes

Fine... *Runs into the Kitchen*

Anti-Uynm: Yay Fuud

Midoriya: You mean Food

Anti-Uynm: No Fuud

Momo: Food

Todoroki: Have Some Melk On The Side For Me

Midoriya: Its Milk...

Momo: Its Molk

Anti-Uynm: What...

Yes

Anti-Uynm: Ok

Momo: That Was Fast

I'm making Spaghetti

Anti-Uynm: WHAT ABOUT THE LAMB SAUCE

No Lamb Sauce

Uynm 2.0: Yes Lamb Sauce

YOU WASTED IT LAST TIME

Anti-Uynm: What Do You Mean we had Lamb Sauce once

Uynm 2.0: Yeah

I MADE LAMB SAUCE WITH THE CHICKEN

Anti-Uynm: OHHHH wait what

You are the double idiot...

Uynm 2.0: No Im The Double Idiot Hes The Triple Idiot

Anti-Uynm: Thats Hurtful

It really is true

Anti-Uynm: No... Im The Anti-Idiot

You Are The True Idiot

Uynm 2.0: Yup

Anti-Uynm: Ok and Ko *Knocks Uynm 2.0 Out:

You Can't Knock M-

Momo: BET

*Momo Knocks Out Uynm*

Anti-Uynm: HEY WE NEED HIM TO END THE CHAPTER

Momo: What Chapter

Todoroki: The 4th Wall Doesn't Exkst Here Dont Act Stupid

Momo: Fine...

Anti-Uynm: NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

Momo: Your Gonna Wake Up Author Uynm To End It

Anti-Uynm: NO NOT EVER

Momo: Yes

Anti-Uynm: Nope never Happening

Todoroki: Wait Whos Author Uynm

Anti-Uynm: HE ACTS LIKE A F*CKING NARRATOR

Todoroki: Isnt That Good

Anti-Uynm: NO IT ISNT

Todoroki: Wake Him Up

Momo: Wake Him Up

Izuku: Wake Him Up!

Midoriya: WAKE HIM UP!

Everyone: WAKE HIM UP

Anti-Uynm: NO

*Someone Walks In*

???: WALKING IN LIKE A  MYSTERIOUS MAN

Perfect Im Ending On 666

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