Time To WRITE
Anti-Uynm: NO NOT TIME
Brain: MY BRAIN
Brains Brain: THIS HURTS MY BRAIN
Brains Brains Brain: THIS HURTS ME
How many Brains are there
All For Brains: All The Brains
None of the Brains
Brains For All: Any Of The Brains
Nope
Anti-Uynm: Are You Gonna Help Me
Nah
Anti-Uynm: I HAVE TO COOK FOOD FOR LIKE 30 PEOPLE
You mean like 15+ right
Anti-Uynm: THATS WHAT I MEAN
Just use shad-
Anti-Uynm: NO NARUTO
Yes Naruto
Todoroki: Why Naruto
Izuku: Whats Naruto
Momo: Whens Naruto
Oh god damn it
Anti-Uynm: And now everyone is here
Not everyone
Momo: most of everyone
Midoriya: Anti-Uynm Whens Food Done
Anti-Uynm: Never
Todoroki: Thats not nice
Anti-Uynm: I never said I was nice
*Uynm 2.0 Walks In With A Book*
Uynm 2.0: IM BACK
F*CK
Uynm 2.0: YOU
NO
Anti-Uynm: Drama
We are not on a island
Anti-Uynm: can we be
*Completely Ignores The Fact Everyone Is Raiding The Kitchen*
Uynm 2.0: HEY GIVE ME THAT
Todoroki: MY APPLE PIE
Since when were you obsessed with apple pie
Uynm 2.0: when Todoroki programmed me
What... why would you let Todoroki do that
Uynm 2.0: He shot me with a sleeping dart
Little violent
Todoroki: This wouldn't be The Most Violent House without that
I don't want the house to fall again....
*Phil Swift Saw The Door In Half*
THAT WAS JUST FIXED
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS DOOR IN HALF
Anti-Uynm: I can see that
Phil Swift: NOW IMA SAW THIS ANTI-UYNM IN HALF
Anti-Uynm: OH SH*T *Runs At The Speed Of Light*
Where the hell do I get these
Brain: you get it from your Cursed As* Mind
Thats half true
Momo: wait your mind is cursed
Yes and no
Brain: very much so
ITS NOT ENTIRELY CURSED
Brain: It Is
I need a break....
*Yeets Brain Out Of Head*
Thats better
Brain: HEY LET ME BACK IN THERE
*The Struggle of Brain vs Muscle Begins*
Momo: isn't it Brain vs Brawn
How do I spell that
Momo: -_- Your An Idiot
I Know *Smiles*
Todoroki: Double Idiot
Hey thats rude
Uynm 2.0: Its The Truth
The Truth Can Hurt
Anti-Uynm: It Can?
Are you the Double Idiot
Anti-Uynm: No?
Ok...
Midoriya: SOMEONE MAKE SOME GOD DAMM FOOD
No
Midoriya: Yes
Fine... *Runs into the Kitchen*
Anti-Uynm: Yay Fuud
Midoriya: You mean Food
Anti-Uynm: No Fuud
Momo: Food
Todoroki: Have Some Melk On The Side For Me
Midoriya: Its Milk...
Momo: Its Molk
Anti-Uynm: What...
Yes
Anti-Uynm: Ok
Momo: That Was Fast
I'm making Spaghetti
Anti-Uynm: WHAT ABOUT THE LAMB SAUCE
No Lamb Sauce
Uynm 2.0: Yes Lamb Sauce
YOU WASTED IT LAST TIME
Anti-Uynm: What Do You Mean we had Lamb Sauce once
Uynm 2.0: Yeah
I MADE LAMB SAUCE WITH THE CHICKEN
Anti-Uynm: OHHHH wait what
You are the double idiot...
Uynm 2.0: No Im The Double Idiot Hes The Triple Idiot
Anti-Uynm: Thats Hurtful
It really is true
Anti-Uynm: No... Im The Anti-Idiot
You Are The True Idiot
Uynm 2.0: Yup
Anti-Uynm: Ok and Ko *Knocks Uynm 2.0 Out:
You Can't Knock M-
Momo: BET
*Momo Knocks Out Uynm*
Anti-Uynm: HEY WE NEED HIM TO END THE CHAPTER
Momo: What Chapter
Todoroki: The 4th Wall Doesn't Exkst Here Dont Act Stupid
Momo: Fine...
Anti-Uynm: NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
Momo: Your Gonna Wake Up Author Uynm To End It
Anti-Uynm: NO NOT EVER
Momo: Yes
Anti-Uynm: Nope never Happening
Todoroki: Wait Whos Author Uynm
Anti-Uynm: HE ACTS LIKE A F*CKING NARRATOR
Todoroki: Isnt That Good
Anti-Uynm: NO IT ISNT
Todoroki: Wake Him Up
Momo: Wake Him Up
Izuku: Wake Him Up!
Midoriya: WAKE HIM UP!
Everyone: WAKE HIM UP
Anti-Uynm: NO
*Someone Walks In*
???: WALKING IN LIKE A MYSTERIOUS MAN
Perfect Im Ending On 666

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