Wrong Reincarnation (Fate/Stay Night FanFiction)

Prologue

A/N: Heya, Madada here. Thought this idea fun, as such I'll try to do my best. My morale and determination are abyssal, so don't expect updates so fast.

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Death.

A common phenomenon where a living being stops living. Ceasing to exist. 

Hundreds of people die every day, may it be for Diseases, Age, Incidents. The possibilities are immense.

But why am I thinking about Death? Is there a reason?

Yes, it is. The reason is simple. 

Today, Tuesday 18th November, I died.

The cause is simple to guess too.

THUD!

The abrupt audible sound of a body flying away thanks to the momentum of the Truck, made the trafficked streets near the plaza in an uproar.

Screams everywhere, panic started to surface in the streets, people still pointing at the corpse in the air.

I didn't even have the time to scream for the pain, my conscience fading as soon I found myself flying.

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The moment I regained a bit of conscience, I immediately felt an immense pain going through my body. If I could move, I would probably roll on the floor like a hurt bitch.

...Wait, why couldn't I move?

Ah right, Truck-Kun went to take my life. How ironic.

I could hear distinct sounds, more were of some people yelling around.

"...Move around! Th..."

"...Life is at stake! Hurry up, it's urg..."

"...artbeats are falling drastically! An urgent tran..."

I tried to open my eyes, but there was an intense white light that obstacles my view.

"....Am...dying...?"

Somehow I managed to say something, even though it was a useless question about my well-being. I already knew I was dying. Slowly, Painfully dying.

This made, what I assumed to be, the doctors shut their mouths.

Moments later, the sounds returned.

"...Failed. We can't do..."

"...situation is irrecoverable..."

"...least have a painless death..."

...Oi, oi! What was the last part! At least try to save me you motherfuckers!

And then, I slipped into sleep.

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I blinked repetitively, staring at the ceiling of the room. 

I was laying in a comfortable bed. Questions were raised inside my head. 

Where was I? Am I still alive? Why do I...

What the fuck am I thinking? It's just my bedroom, and being alive? Of course, I am! What the hell...

"...Huh?"

Then Pain came.

God, the moment I died would pale in confront of this stupid...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHHHHHHHHH!"

My hands went automatically where my head was, feeling like it was being smashed abruptly and immediately healing, thousand of times.

My screams stood higher terms of level, probably echoing in the entire Matou household...

"GWAAAAAAARGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The pain increased thousands of times more intense. 

I wanted the pain to stop. I couldn't stand it.

And as stupid it may sound, I forcefully stood up and went against the wall, hitting my head with all my might, hoping to somehow faint.

This obviously failed, as my head hurt even more.

Come on, this shit always works in that shitty anime!

I fell to the floor, contorting my body as the pain never stopped.

And it was at this moment I heard a sound come from the door.

It was slowly opened, as a little girl was standing there idly, watching me contort in pain.

"Nii-San?"

The pain increased, even more, now as my body contorted violently. I couldn't control my body. I was scared. I felt two strong emotions, them being Anger and Fear. I was also confused. 

Lather now escaping from my mouth, I finally fainted.

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I woke up again in the same bed. This time though, I didn't feel any kind of pain.

Actually, I felt very refreshed. Pretty much recharged to do anything.

I turned to my left, seeing the same girl from before. She was sleeping while sitting on a chair

Taking notice of her appearance, I immediately recognized her.

Sakura Matou, from Fate/Stay Night.

She must be very tired after cosplaying all day, I think. That girl must have been really exhausted to forget to remove her costume though. She really did a good job though. Also because she is cosplaying her from Fate/Zero, when Sakura was still a kid. 

A loli cosplayer. Kinda amusing.

Imagine if she was real... I grinned sarcastically, imagining what would that mean.

...And then I realized. Realized something very, very, very important.

I immediately stood up from the bed, running towards the mirror inside the room.

Because if she was real... Me being in the Matou household... that could mean...

I turned on the lights. The mirror reflected my face...

...No. I don't want to believe it. I don't accept it. I humbly and fucking refuse my predicament.

...Oh, dear god. Please god. Tell me that I'm just imagining things...

And as per magic, the girl slowly woke up. After scanning the room, she looked at me with a confused expression.

"Nii-San?"

...So, I was reincarnated in the Nasuverse. Fuck.

...And I got my soul fused with Shinji. WITH FUCKING SHINJI!

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A/N: That's all. Hope you'll like the prologue. Don't worry about it being too short, It was structured like this exactly because it is a prologue. Anyway, your kind Madada salutes you. Arigato and follow the oath with the sushi you want.