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Percy Jackson Memes!!!

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Memes for Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson series, Heroes of Olympus series, and The Trials of Apollo. And the movies because those are crap and crappy things make good memes. I might throw in some memes for Riordan's other books like the Kane Chronical...

#heroesofolympus #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #percyjacksonmemes #riordanfandom #trialsofapollo

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In case you can't read that because your WiFi is a piece of schist like mine:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair.
Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
-(I think)-

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy and wildly misleading at worst

Consider the coconut

This reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"

I love how you say "It reminds me of that time" like you we'd there

Listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting to classify animals and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's going to have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison.
Make it poisonous.

Athena: you mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have bother reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes joint* give it extra senses.
Poseidon: it should be aquatic.

I MEAN where's the lie

Its kinda crappy but I think you get it...