Teacher: It's better to fail then to cheat.
Student: Please, it's better to cheat than to repeat!
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Whoever convinced blind people they need sunglasses was one good salesman!
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Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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If you see a apple store getting robbed, does that make you an Iwitness?
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How many apples can you put in an empty box?
One, then it's not empty anymore. O.o
