"I just wanna show youoff to all of my friends. Making them drool on their chinny chin chins. Baby. Be mine tonight."
"Jake honey... I know that's a One Direction line. And as sweet as it may be. I think it's about having a one night stand. We've been dating three years and living together for two."
"No it's not!!" Jake says defiantly.
"If you don't wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home?? Yeah huh!!" proof!
"Fine" he replies poutily "Your hand, It fits in mine like it's made just for me!" he states dramatically.
I look at him with false disappointment.
"What!?!" he sounds four.
"Nothing" I laugh cuddling in his arms "I'm actually quite proud."
He looks satisfied.
I nuzzle a bit further into his shoulder. He pets my head lovingly and I smile.
"I'll make a mess upon that innocence"
I giggle and close my eyes to rest.
"Ronan?" he sounds a tad concerned.
"YeahJake??"
"You were wrong."
"Oh?" I ask raising my eyebrows slightly
"Uh huh"
"About what?"
"Three years is Friday"
I giggle. "We doing anything?"
"Depends."
"Oh yeah? On what?'
"On one thing." He says a bit seriously. "That one thing" I smile at the accidental references. "Is that you don't leave me for Harry when we go to dinner with them."
I scramble off the sofa. When I finally get to my feet I look at Jake in shock.
"Wha-Ho-HUHH!?!"
He laughs and calmly stands up to lace his arms through mine and around my back.
"Haha. My uncle in-law is their main body guard and he set us up."
I almost feint at the news. "WHA!?! You're uncle in-law is Paul Higgins and you never had the thought to tell me!?!?"
"Haha I didn't think that it was a big deal!"
"You're Uncle In-law is Pauly Higgins and you don't think it's a big deal!?! YOU CRAY!!"
"Well promise me two things then."
"Si señor?"
"You won't leave me for Harry or my mother's sister's husband."
"Deal." I smile from ear to ear as I embrace the sweetest most loving and caring boyfriend ever.
"And Jake?"
"Yes M'Lady?"
"No one could ever replace you in my heart. Especially some famous flirt in a boy band."
He looks at me suspiciously "I'm not convinced" he jokes.
"I'll try to be as unattractive as possible."
"If possible." he replies. "Continue."
"You have too much dirt on me for me to leave you."
He looks satisfied as he chuckles and embraces me.
Dear Diary,
My boyfriend is IRREPLACEABLE. His mint green eyes and naturally jet black hair are just a rough exterior to protect his soft, gushy, heart.
He got me the coolest anniversary present. Dinner with One Direction... AWESOME right!? But he seems genuinely nervous that I'll leave him for Harry. But you see.Not having Jake would be like throwing my heart up out of a helicopter to watch as it got sliced by the blades, and fall onto different parts of the city streets only to get run over by Semis and eaten by street rats.
Seem Melodramatic? That's what I am almost certain, it would feel like.
He's all I really ever need.
Gosh I'm sounding gooshy and gross lately
Enough of that. I promised Jake I would look as unattractive as possible for this dinner so I'm planning it out now. Because it takes lots of planning to make something as good looking as me to look unattractive.(HA!) Well According to Jake anyways. I think he just wants to be reassured that I will look horrendous... Gotta love 'im.
Hair: That literally effortless bun that requires me do nothing except gather my hair atop my head and put a hair tie around it a few times. You know the one I always do before I go to bed.
Shirt: One of Jake's old over-sized ones. It'll give me absoloutly NO form. Perfect.
Pants: Guy swimming trunks. Jake did some research and saw that Harry found it unattractive. .... What I do to please that fool..
Make up: None. Or just the stuff from the previous days.
Well Jake is coming to bed now so talk to ya lattahhhh
~If this is Love It's the easiest thing to do. McFly~
Jake crawls into bed and we spoon.
I roll over and kiss him and we smile as we say in unison "I love you to the moon and back."
He grins even more.
"Goodnight M'lady"
Authors Note:
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